Finish this sentence: "My last poop..."

[asthmaticeog]

[sundog]

1. thread got locked rather quickly.

:P

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Went on to an illustrious career...

As a high level functionary in The Bush Administration.

[Spiffarino]

3. ....said it wanted

...to put food on my family.

[Flammable Materials]

4. ...went down the hoooooooollle... n/t

[alittlelark]

5. scooper wore out, and I got a new one - cats now happy!

[Pirate Smile]

6. Has my three year old learned to type already? Knock it off and get in

bed, young lady!

[hickman1937]

7. Got selected President

I'm so ashamed.

[ktowntennesseedem]

19. LOL!!!!

[pintobean]

8. killed my new fish.: (

[AlCzervik]

9. never writes, never calls....

[asthmaticeog]

10. ... looked like Winston Churchill, but it was the

young, skinny Winston Churchill, not the middle-aged, fat gigging-Vegas-in-a-spangled-white-jumpsuit Winston Churchill.

[AlCzervik]

11. Lmao!

[Florida_Geek]

12. I thought it was that it looked like Elvis

:spank:

[TroubleMan]

13. Looked like corn on the cob dipped in chocolate

nt.

[peekaloo]

14. had a really nice baritone chorus before being buried at sea.

[leftofthedial]

15. was interrupted mid-grunt

when the doorbell rang.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Was two weeks ago.

:cry:

[asthmaticeog]

17. You should drink the blood of more Christian babies.

Loosens you right up. Did you learn NOTHING being married to a Jewess?

[dolo amber]

18. Is off somewhere wishing children

a Merry Christmas!

[goodboy]

20. My last poop, reminded me of George Bush....(eom)

[jdots]

21. went directly to a freeper picnic for a side dish

now that wasn't fair was it ? okay it became a dip for for pork rinds

[Moderator]

22. Locking

Bodily function threads are not allowed.

Thank you.
DU Moderator