Silly joke time :)

[SoCalDem]

A girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,
and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"

The girl says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and
help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him
where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no
matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want
you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and
then....." he sighed, " ..let's put all these Frosted
Flakes back in the box".

[Goathead]

1. Bacon, eggs and toast walk into a bar

Bartender leans over the bar "You'll have to leave we don't serve breakfast in here"

[dbt]

2. Termite walks into a saloon and asks

"Is the bar tender here?"

:evilgrin:
dbt

[ulysses]

3. guy walks into a bar.

Ouch.

[mikita]

5. Dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

[ulysses]

9. ha!

Good one! :D

[GOPBasher]

10. LOL that's a good one.

[RebelOne]

4. Oh, groan!

[CO Liberal]

6. What's Brown and Sticky?

A stick.

:-)

[mikita]

7. Invisibible man and invisible woman get married...

kids were nothing to look at either.

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

8. The agnostic dyslexic insomniac

stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

DBDB

[MsAnthropy]

11. That was a Bush/Cheney joke a few months ago

[bloodyjack]

12. What is a duck's favorite snack

Cheese and quackers


:)

[underpants]

13. A mushroom walks into a bar-bartender says they don't serve his kind

the mushroom says "Why not? I'm a FUN GUY!"

[underpants]

14. A man sees a snail crawling across his living room floor

he picks it up opens his front door and heaves it across the street over his neighbor's fence.

Three months later there is a knock on the door. The man opens the door...looks around....then looks down and he sees the snail.

The snail says :shrug: "WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?" :shrug:

[burythehatchet]

15. If Falluja

I'll call you back. I'm in a bad cell.

[Dzimbowicz]

16. A freeper says "TGIF..."

A DUer says: "S-H-I-T."

Freeper: "No, no, T-G-I-F!!!"

A DUer says: "No way, S-H-I-T!"

Freeper: "TGIF means Thank God it's Friday!!!"

The DUer replied: "S-H-I-T, means sorry hun, it's Thursday!"

[mikita]

17. Two eskimos in a kayak feeling cold...

so they build a fire, but it sinks the craft. Proving you can't have a kayak and heat it too.

Can anyone tell I'm having trouble getting into work this AM??

:D