That's just STUPID!

[short bus president]

Yus, I'm in a foul mood today, so if you post in this thread to tell me what you're doing, or thinking about doing, I'm gonna tell you just how STUPID that is, and if you're REALLY LUCKY, I'll go so far as to tell you WHY it's stupid. Fucking ridiculous "people" with your assinine "plans" and such! Don't be STUPID!

:P

[brainshrub]

1. I'm going to clean my house, then drive to Florida

to spend time with my family for Christmas.

[short bus president]

7. That's STUPID!

Why are you gonna waste all that time cleaning the house if yer only gonna LEAVE IT???

Stupid!

[Dr.Phool]

17. I'm already in Florida

And I'm gonna start drinking any minute now!!

[Wilber_Stool]

22. Shit

The only reason I'd tell anyone I was in Florida is if I was really in Texas.

Hey, this is fun.

[Phillycat]

2. I woke up crying.

I'm just trying to make it through the holidays without offing myself. How stupid is THAT?

[short bus president]

10. Well, that's REALLY stupid!

You should get Miss Jimmy to take you out for a hoagie. That would be less stupid. Possibly even cromulent. Or if yer really in a bind, I've got some family headed to Tucson in a few days... I could get them to bring the infamous "hoagie of the desert" back for ya...

Now SMILE, STUPID!

:spank:

[JimmyJazz]

23. Believe it or not, I think Short Bus has a good idea.

Shhhh! Don't tell him, though. I think a hoagie is a fine idea. Just say when. If not today, then one day next week.

[Phillycat]

69. Next week, we'll try for it. :)

Thanks doll.

[kittycat1164]

3. cranky today aren't we short bus?

All I'm doing is reading your thread.......please tell me how stupid it is :evilgrin:

[short bus president]

11. Reading this thread is STUPID BEYOND WORDS!

And I am NOT cranky! I am ABUSIVE! There's a difference! Stupid! :P

:D

[kittycat1164]

13. I can actually see you stomping your foot as you say that!

so there!

[matcom]

4. I'm having a "Liquid Lunch" with my boss

and then going home

so FUCK OFF! :P

[short bus president]

15. Don't drink and drive,

STUPID!

:P

[Wilber_Stool]

25. You expect him to walk?......n/t

[nine23]

16. I'm on Pacific Standard Time...

We're still up from last night, having a very early "Liquid Breakfast", slagging our bosses, SO FUCK YOU TOO...

(Just kidding. It's all very pleasant here...except for our bosses. We'll get to them later.)

[Ganja Ninja]

5. Does this count as one of those threads.

You are telling us what your planning to do.

[short bus president]

18. I don't plan, silly.

I act in a rash manner, often rushing headlong into things I might've been better off not to have gotten into at all. But I get there FAST!

Stupid!

[Dora]

6. I have an 11:00 deadline and still I'm reading your stupid post

How stupid is THAT? :+

[short bus president]

20. Sometimes I feel

like I've been tied to the stupid post. ;-)

STUPID!

:P

[AlCzervik]

8. I was going to share it with you but since you're so damn cranky i won't

Merry Fing Christmas and Happy fing New Year! :P

[short bus president]

24. Abandoning your plan on my account is STUPID!

Especially when I've made it painfully clear above that I AM NOT CRANKY, SO STOP SAYING THAT! :P

Stupid planning things and stupid abandonment of those stupid plans!

[sniffa]

9. i'm Leaving work earLy

after picking up some presents, i'm gonna go home, eat, smoke mary jane, drink aLcohoL and pLay video games.

weeee

[short bus president]

27. Heh.

I picked up my "presents" last night, and aside from the alcohol, which must wait 'til after noon at least, and the video games, which just don't much interest me ('cuz they're STUPID! :P ), and the "work" thing, which I'm FAR too scavery to do, our stupid plans sound remarkably similar.

Stupid!

[Aristus]

12. Well, I was going to try to have a better opinion of humanity,

but I guess I blew it already. :eyes:

[short bus president]

28. Humanity SUCKS and is STUPID!

Try regular manatees, instead.

[Aristus]

32. How about Barbara Manatee?

:7

[matcom]

14. i posted about a man hiding his salami first thing this morning

:D

[short bus president]

29. You'd better hide yer salami, STUPID!

I happen to know I'm getting a kick-ass offset deli knife for giftmas this year - I'll slice you! :P

[AntiCoup2K4]

19. I voted George Bush Jr for pResident

Because only He can keep America safe from terraists :)

[Dr.Phool]

21. Thats not stupid

It's suicidal

[HEAVYHEART]

26. Alright

short bus president is GOD.

[short bus president]

30. Well, that's STUPID!

I don't believe in Beatles!

[liberalhistorian]

31. Well, I'm going to screw

my boss in front of everyone in the office, and then do a strip-tease dance as a Christmas present to all the sex-starved suits there; if you don't like that, just FUCK OFF! At least, I'm getting some! (NOT!):evilgrin:

[short bus president]

33. Don't be STUPID!

Do the strip-tease first, then a lapdance or two, THEN the exhibitionist sex. You got it all backwards. STUPID!

:P

Oh, and :hi: hi!

[liberalhistorian]

34. LOL!

You would be the one to think of that, wouldn't you? And :hi: back!

[short bus president]

35. Hey, I've worked in an office before.

I know how these things are supposed to happen. ;-)

[liberalhistorian]

39. You mean you've actually

WORKED before? Wow, who'da thunk it? :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce:

[short bus president]

48. Once or twice.

I thought it was mostly STUPID, not to mention unpleasant, so I've vowed not to let it happen again.

[fob]

36. There's only 1 "s" in asinine.

Stupid.

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

37. ASS!

inine!

:P

Don't be stupid - it's my hot body, I'll spell like I want!

[liberalhistorian]

40. Ooooh, your

hot body, be still my fluttering heart!

[matcom]

38. Short Bus is the smartest person to EVER LIVE!!!

:P

[short bus president]

43. Don't be STUPID!

I'm smarter than YOU, to be certain, but not the smartest that ever lived. :P

[yvr girl]

41. I'm starting my Christmas shopping today

I might even bake cookies and put up a tree.

[short bus president]

45. Shopping is stupid!

Just give 'em money. Baking is cromulent, tho. Cookies and pie.

[yvr girl]

49. Oh ya,

I think being forced by society to bake is stupid.

I do love shortbread though.

[short bus president]

52. Is society really pointing a gun at you and making you bake?

FEAR OF A METAPHORIC GUN IS STUPID!

:P

[yvr girl]

58. I'm in Canada

We don't allow even metaphoric guns here. It's the disdain of my fellow citizens. We're very collective up here. I must not be spurned.

[RebelOne]

42. I'm only working until noon today, then I am going home

and start celebrating with some liquid Xmas cheer.

[short bus president]

46. heh.

I'd like some liquid X. I've been good this year, Santa! Good as could be expected, anyway.

[RebelOne]

53. Well, I guess you didn't think that was stupid.

You are welcome to join me.

[Maestro]

44. I just won the lottery

here in Texas and I was thinking about sharing a bit with all DUers. ;)

[short bus president]

47. I'll PM you my paypal details.

SHARING IS STUPID!!!

[catbert836]

50. The Who

Best band ever.

[short bus president]

54. STUPID!

You forgot to say "one of." "One of" the best bands ever. :P

[catbert836]

56. No, I'm sorry

The Who IS the best band ever. But don't cry, it's only Teenage Wasteland...

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

51. I am feeding the homeless and handing out warm coats and blankets.

;)

[short bus president]

57. That's pretty damned stupid!

How's a dude gonna keep his wine chilled when he's all cozy and warm in a coat and blanket? You KNOW you can't be settin' yer wine down somewhere, or someone'll snitch it from ya.

[miss_kitty]

55. I made it to 5000

late last night. other than that, I am waiting for the dog to wake up, so I can go get coffee

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

60. LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE, STUPID!

Or wake her bitch ass up and tell her it's coffee time! Coffee and weed makes ya STUPID!

[miss_kitty]

62. she's up but still very sleepy

had a hard day at the vet's yesterday.

[short bus president]

63. Ah. Was yesterday the big day, then?

:hug: for Miss Stella!

And even though it's STUPID, :hug: for you, too. ;-)

[miss_kitty]

76. No she's still 'intact' which IS Stupid

but she's on her way! She was officially declared, "extremely sweet," "good natured" "and really cute" by the vet and the vet techs.

She got her shots and her check up. Yeasty ears, got med for that.

Now if only she would stop lick lick licking herself...:P

[sundog]

59. Working for world peace!

Go ahead mutha fuka! Dig a grave! :7

[short bus president]

61. World peace is stupid.

The best we can hope for is smaller weapons.

[Spacemom]

64. I'm gonna

bake sugar cookies with my kids.

That couldn't possibly be stupid, could it? :D

[short bus president]

66. Don't burn 'em!

The cookies or the kids, I mean. That would be STUPID!

:P

[buddhamama]

65. i will continue

to be a "nice" person- kind, thoughtful,etc.- even if it is not appreciated.

[short bus president]

67. Not appreciating is stupid.

:P

[buddhamama]

70. no, wait

you're supposed to tell me i am stupid. then i can slip into my alter-ego. when people ask "wtf has come over you?" i can answer "short bus made me do it"- no guilt.

[short bus president]

72. Don't be STUPID!

Being nice all the time is masochistic, and stupid!

[FuzzySlippers]

68. I'm donating a kidney.

Later today I'll be donating a lobe of my liver.

[short bus president]

71. What a coincidence...

later today I'll be enjoying some fava beans and chianti. ;-)

DONATING IS STUPID!

:P

[achtung_circus]

73. My GF is off work from tomorrow onward.

We're going to cuddle on the couch, go to bed and tomorrow we'll sleep in.

I'm so ashamed of myself.

Please help me stop.

[txaslftist]

74. I'm gonna keep coming back to this thread....

All damn day. Hilarious.

[rbnyc]

75. I'm eating lunch at my desk...

...and contemplating posting an Ask Me Anything thread.

[Lilith Velkor]

77. Screw you guys, I'm going to France.

[SOteric]

78. Oh?

[miss_kitty]

79. I think SBP, originator of this thread, is not around right now

and THAT is STUPID!

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Stupid and NAUGHTY!