The Mutant Masher of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. just got done saying to Paraguayan President Nicanor Duarte, "And at the end of every historic meeting, it's an American tradition to seal it with a little smooch. . . . No, no, really! . . . Didn't they tell you out front?"

[cosmicdot]

1. W: now, that's a handshake ... oooo ... don't let go ...

Duarte: you like that, huh? let me squeeze a little harder that wash cloth you call a handshake ... say it say it ... you like my flag lapel button ... see, we have a flag, too ... you don't have a monopoly on flags ... go on, say it ... you love it ... or I let go ...

[Bossy Monkey]

2. They had to teach W the easy Masonic handshake...

OR The Bad Hair Summit starts out friendly

[cosmicdot]

4. U ... LOL ... bad hair summit ... that's what I thought, too

but, that's that statue we often see in this frequented photo-op locale

[Bossy Monkey]

5. So so true; good eye! I never would have figured it out (n/t)

[skip fox]

3. W. is "saying": "Gosh, why don't you stay for lunch!

I know it's only ten o'clock, but if you can stay, I'll betja we can have lunch early! Karl won't let me at the table before noon, but if I show up with you . . . Wow! Let's try, . . . huh?"

[Born_a_Democrat]

6. No REALLY this IS my real face

[underpants]

7. W suddenly sucks the life force out of Duarte's body

:Scared:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Duarte says: Where's Trafficant? I hate having the worst hair in the room!

[skip fox]

9. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[TroubleMan]

10. Do you have blacks like Brazil, too.........OUCH!!

NT