The Graceless Lard of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Hot damn, gonna see the queen. Gotta call her Yer Highness and not fart. No chew or even gum. No blowing bubbles in my soup with a straw. Geez. No straws even. But boy, it'll be great! The Freakin'Queen of England, the Empire that Never Sleeps! Wow. Hope I can remember everything."

[Cheswick2.0]

1. kick

kick

[CO Liberal]

2. "God, I'm in WAY Over My Head!!!!"

:-)

[regularguy]

3. Thinkin': "Dang, if knew how this would be a good time for a book"

.

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "Damn. Afganistan, Iraq, North Korea, Iran, Syria, loss

of jobs, economy's gonna go south quick, bankrupting the nation. Well . . . at least it's Friday!"

[underpants]

5. Which LIE about Iraq will I personally refute today?

:bounce:

[patdem]

6. "the Empire that Never Sleeps!" LOL...that's to funny!!!

:bounce:

[skip fox]

7. Thanks, I wondered if anyone would get it .. .

:toast:

[cosmicdot]

8. W is thinking: at least I'm making lots of money

sure couldn't do this on only $400,000 a year

[skip fox]

9. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[TroubleMan]

10. {click on the audio link below}

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/python/35/smart.wav





(now try it - it should work)

[MisterP]

11. bahahaha!

[underpants]

12. Somehow W is able to thumbwrestle himself and continually LOSE

but that's okay beacause he knows someone who can fix the results.

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "Father In Heaven Forgive Me For I Have, Lied Cheated, Stolen,

Born False Witness To My Neighbors, Worshiped Mammon As My Gawd, Mocked You And Used Your Name To Steal Votes, Made War On The Sabbath, Made My Parents Sad Because I'm A Total Failure, Killed by Commands I Have Given, Coveted Power, Asses And Wealth Beyond Reason, and Even Lain With A Couple Of Unclean Huzzies! Other than that Lawd, I think I should get in if Jerry and Pat Do!"

Signed;
Your Exxo..Errr..I Mean Humble Servant George Dumbya Boosh!