Shameless Flirting

[SOteric]

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[WMliberal]

1. chomp chomp chomp. P-TUEY!!!! This stuff tastes gross

:evilgrin:

[MadHound]

42. Time to go get a stomach pumping for you!

Mistletoe is quite poisonous. Now go, off to the hospital!

[WMliberal]

43. it's the worst flavor since hemlock.

Let me tell you about a HANGOVER...

[MadHound]

44. I keep telling people to try the belladona, but Nooooo

They all want to get all hopped up on hemlock, and then bitch about the hangover:eyes:

The nightshade family is where its at.

[ulysses]

2. equally shameless puckering...

:*

[SOteric]

10. Ooooh!!! Uly kisses!

Nummy! Backatchya

[achtung_circus]

3. shhh

<>

[SOteric]

11. *LOL*

:hug:

[On the Road]

4. Oooh, How Do I Stand Under It?

or are you already there?

[SOteric]

12. Yep, I'm right here under it.

:7

[On the Road]

23. OK, You Asked for it

*SMOOCH*

(Wow, that's kind of arousing. I could do that again.)

*SMOOCH*

Merry Christmas, SOteric!

[ET Awful]

5. Well, I can't say no to mistletoe, so . . . .

[SOteric]

13. *ROTFL!!*

-Why does that remind me of my Aunt Beata?

[the Princess]

6. Hey baby.

How YOU doin?

:* :* :*

[SOteric]

14. I'm doing fine!

:pals:

[Zomby Woof]

7. I will be visiting Seattle sometime next summer

Keep that mistletoe handy! ;-)

[SOteric]

15. You bet!

And I've got a seat at the Mariner's games going to waste, too. :7

[Zomby Woof]

18. oooo!

Which reminds me... the invitation is open for anyone who wants to see some Cactus League games with me! :D

[edbermac]

8. Just one sweet kiss...

:loveya:

[SOteric]

16. Awwww,

[edbermac]

29. Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................................

I'm getting lightheaded.....

[Phillycat]

9. *SMOOCH*

:loveya:

[SOteric]

17. Backatchya sweetie!

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Consider me standing under it, with chains attached

so that I can't be moved therefrom. For eternity.

:hug: :loveya:

[SOteric]

20. *LOL*

:hug:

[Misunderestimator]

21. Hehe... You should get a tattoo...

[SOteric]

22. How 'bout

a hair band with a sprig of mistletoe on a spring-loaded wire? ('Cause I've got one of those, - really!) :-)

[DS1]

24. Damn, always missing out on the good stuff

:think:

[SOteric]

25. Nah, I saved a little something special for you.

[buddhamama]

26. hey, hey

Kisses and hugs :* :pals: Happy Holidays! :loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

27. Can I get both of you under there?

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

28. Yay!

:pals: :loveya:

Seasons Greetings!!

[Briarius]

30. Right back at ya!

Too bad they're only for women... :P

[SOteric]

34. Surely someone makes them for the other gender!

To the Google page!

[pdx_prog]

31. Lips are ready....

breath spray applied....

(foot tapping)

[SOteric]

35. Wait no longer!

[plcdude]

32. I'm using

in place of my usual fig leaf

[SOteric]

36. *snerk* Dude, - don't you be getting my flirty little thread shut down.

Have one of these:

[plcdude]

48. thank you

and I wouldn't think of it

[short bus president]

33. Care for some scavering under the mistletoe, Esso?

;-)

[SOteric]

37. You get a BIG kiss

[short bus president]

39. And YOU get

my hairy rodent ass wiggled atcha in gratitude. ;-)

[SOteric]

46. *LOL* Dude! Yer spoilin' me!

(This is not a complaint)

[Taverner]

38. Any chance you could squeeze in a kiss for me, bellisima?

:*

[SOteric]

40. My pleasure!

and here, - have a :hug: too!

[Taverner]

41. Hugs are good :)

:hug:s are always nice...especially these days

[jpgray]

45. Waiter, my date is ice cold. (nt)

[SOteric]

47. That, Sir,

Is actually a fig sorbet, not a date sorbet. Would you care for the baklava flambé instead?

[flaming bondage mask]

49. Did someone say fiery balaclavas?

Count me in!

[SOteric]

50. No, but if they're important to you...

You can haul your balaclavas over to GD and post a subject line something like: "I hate whiny Elbonians" Your balaclavas will be flamed within an inch of their whiny Elbonian-hating lives.

[GOPisEvil]

51. Ooooooo! Mistletoe!

:*

[SOteric]

52. WoooHooo!!!

You can have a double!

[GOPisEvil]

53. Just for that, you get another one!

[SOteric]

54. Holy smoo!

Are you sure that isn't an Angelina Jolie smilie?

[GOPisEvil]

55. Hehehe...

...now that you mention it...

Try this one.

[SOteric]

56. You know I only brought this up

to get an extra, extra smooch. :7

[GOPisEvil]

58. In that case...

[burythehatchet]

57. howz bout a big wet one

http://clems.icelogic.co.za/Cleminkins/Emmascapades/2%20years/Emma%20doing%20big%20lips%20@%2024%20months.jpg

[SOteric]

59. Nnnnnooooooo! You know the reputation Washington State teachers

have for robbing the cradle. I'll just take a pass on the jelly-covered Hobbit smoochies.

[Nicole]

61. What a cutie! n/t

[Kenneth ken]

60. well

it being Chriskwanzukah and all, and since you have the mistletoe. . .

:hug: :*

[SOteric]

64. And don't forget Tet!

[Kenneth ken]

68. !

:wow:

do you have knockout drops on your lips or something?

I'm feeling lightheaded and dizzy! :crazy:

:loveya:

:7

:hi: Happy Tet!

[Heimdallr]

62. Nothingshockesmeanmore, you goddamn slattern!

Just kidding, Ducky.

You know I'll always love you, Floozykins.

CA

[SOteric]

65. ?

[Aristus]

63. Awwww! Can I get a Christmas kiss from you SOteric?

:* :loveya:

[SOteric]

66. Yasureyoubetcha!

:hug:

[Aristus]

67. Aw, SHUCKTH! I got a kiiiiiiiiiiiiiith!

Back atcha, babe! :* :hug: