Greatest poop song ever?

[Donkeyboy75]

Poll question: Greatest poop song ever?

Choices will be much more limited than the mother thread. :dunce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. pu-push it REAL GOOD

[Donkeyboy75]

8. Glaring omission on my part.

:hi:

[Phillycat]

2. Best. Copycat thread. EVER.

[ET Awful]

3. Black Muddy River - The Grateful Dead? :) n/t

[pdx_prog]

4. Gotta be "poop in a jar"

by Hayseed Dixie

[Karenina]

5. Screamin' Jay Hawkins

"Constipation Blues"

[Lenape85]

6. Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo

[mac56]

7. "Move Me" by Garth Brooks

nm

[Kikosexy2]

9. Whoompp...

there it is! or "Float On".

[On the Road]

10. I Think That Dave Chapelle Song Wins the Prize

I Wanna Pee on You

Yeah, It's the R
40 ounces of malt liquor make me wanna tell you somethin'...

See i roll around sittin' on dubs,
cat 'n now I was high on shrubs.
Coolin' in my escalade...
Man, I'm paid, I got it made
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes,
show me your face...
I'm gonna piss on it.

Hatas wanna hate,
Lovas wanna love,
I don't even want
None of the above.
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do,
I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you.

Set your body,
your body,
as a porto-potty
and a pee I'd kick.
like it most erotic.

I'ma pee on you..
drip drip drip
pee on you,
all on you.
iss on you, iss on you.

You would never feel quite the same
when you get a whiff of my Hershey's™ stains
I wanna poop on you, too.
I want to pee on yo food.

Only thing that make my life complete,
is when I turn yo face into a toilet seat.
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, yes I do
I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you

Hatas wanna hate,
Lovas wanna love,
I don't even want
none of the above.
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do
I'll piss on you,
I'll pee on you.

Won't you braid my hair?
So, won't you braid my hair?
Before you start,
I'm gonna fart.
I'm 'onna fart on you.

[sundog]

11. Take it on the Runs - REO Speedwagon

:7

[Ron Green]

12. The Fugs -

"River of Shit" (about 1969-70)

[Zenaholic]

13. Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo!

And it's festive.

[opiate69]

14. "Let's make the water turn black"- The Mothers of Invention

Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
It's about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn't know
Early in the morning Daddy Dinky went to work
Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber'dino squares
And I still remember Mama with her apron & her pad
Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe!

Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day . . .
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!

Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK

We see them after school in a world of their own
(To some it might seem creepy what they do . . . )
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I bet you'd do the same if they was you)

Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day . . .
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!

Ronnie's in the Army now & Kenny's taking pills
Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
(Wait till the fire turns green . . . wait till the fire turns green)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!

[montana_hazeleyes]

15. "It's in his kiss"

OH it's "greatest POOP song"! I thought it was "Greatest SHOOP song"

Nevermind.

[derbstyron]

16. Black Water. Doobie Brothers. :) n/t

[FlyByNight]

17. Don't have a song but I do have an album title name...

"Origin of the Feces" by Type O.

[MrSlayer]

18. "Her shit on my dick" by GG Allin.

Real sensitive man GG was.

[Taverner]

19. "Poop Ship" by Ween

Get on the POOP SHIP!!!!

[BigMcLargehuge]

20. locked

Wipeout

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