Non believers will burn

[Renew Deal]

Merry Christmas :evilgrin:

[RC]

1. Burn what?

Their furniture in the fire place when the oil runs out?

Happy new year!

[Guaranteed]

2. I'm burning a CD right now...

I'm a believer, though, so....well, that doesn't make any sense.

[Az]

16. Pascal's Wager revisited

Many religions profess to have a god that is jealous in nature. Worship the wrong god and you burn. So just being a believer isn't enough. You gotta believe in the right god.

Good luck with that. :evilgrin:

[Guaranteed]

20. LOL it's not a "wager"- it's just faith.

As far as the guy's name, well, he/she/it never told me. I'm sure they'll understand.

[htuttle]

3. You got that right! I just burned one

Since I'm taking most of the day off, I might just burn another, too!

:smoke:

[Cooley Hurd]

15. That's-a-right, my friend!

Merry... er... are you gonna eat that last chicken wing?:smoke:

[Bronco69]

4. That made me LOL!

There is a church up the street from me and on their marquis it says: "The Lord will not let the guilty go unpunished." and underneath that it says: "Merry Christmas!" LOL!

[RC]

9. Stop in and ask them

who the Judge is and by what standards? Theirs or the church up the street.

[Bronco69]

12. Oh trust me

they are freakin bat shit crazy here in Texas. There is practically a church on every corner. There is another church about 2 blocks down from that one and it has a sign in the front that says, "Bible questions? Call Mike xxx-xxx-xxxx." How f**king arrogant do you have to be to think you can answer every question someone has about the Bible?

[Nobody]

10. Guilty of what?

Does this mean that the budget cuts have gone all the way up to the DA's office? Am I still entitled to a lawyer? I still have to be charged with a crime.

Or am I in Gitmo where none of that applies?

[Bullwinkle925]

21. HA HA HA HA HA HA -

'THEY' just don't get it - do they?

[aWaKeNoW]

5. Turn or Burn

I always got a kick out of that one. :+

[Az]

6. If only more believers knew what a yule log really represented

Sigh.

[Demit]

11. Well, what does it represent?

[Az]

14. Its a pagan fertility symbol

The village leader would drag the log through the streets and whichever house he passed before would be blessed with productive boinkage that night.

[RetroLounge]

26. productive boinkage?

Is that the official term? :D

I like it!

RL

[rooboy]

7. I know what you mean...

Merry Christmas.

[Renew Deal]

8. lol

:spank:

[Catchawave]

13. Speaking of burn....

this is a great thread to lose my 666th post count :grr:

Merry Kvetchmas to all !

[The empressof all]

17. That's an up-lifting thought..(nt)

[ernstbass]

18. This non believer

will burn one as soon as I get home from work!! Working on xmas eve - sob

[Renew Deal]

19. I'm "working" too.

Sucks

[LDS Jock]

22. gift idea... handbasket for that upcoming trip to hell

[Renew Deal]

23. That's a great gift idea.

:toast:

[0007]

24. cough cough

[Solly Mack]

25. Just until we are good and toasted

;)

[Cobalt Violet]

27. I'm a non-Believer and I don't have anything to burn.

:grr: :cry:

[SmokingJacket]

28. That's why I carry sunscreen wherever I go. nt

[Wapsie B]

29. Good, we could use a little warmup

around here.

[Renew Deal]

30. xmas kick

:kick: