Anyone else participating in the Santa lynching?

Tom Yossarian Joad

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Fri Dec-24-04 11:04 AM
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Anyone else participating in the Santa lynching?

Downtown at the old statue of Founder Bob at noon.

Be sure to bring your official "I'm a liberal so I want to destroy Christmas when I'm not buggering farm animals" Identification badge!

(Another tongue in cheek Merry Christmas!)

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nickgutierrez

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Fri Dec-24-04 11:06 AM
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1. Farm animals? I'd rather bugger Santa Claus. n/t

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NYC

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Fri Dec-24-04 11:08 AM
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3. Santa is a polar bear.

http://www.santa.gl/uk/Adventcalendar/index

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LincolnMcGrath

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Fri Dec-24-04 11:08 AM
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2. Been planning it for months

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2280464&mesg_id=2280849

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Fri Dec-24-04 12:00 PM
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5. Great collection of toons and pics!

Thanks for the link!

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Redneck Socialist

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Fri Dec-24-04 11:57 AM
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4. I'm ok with santa, it's Jeebus I'm out to get!

'cause he, like, invented chris'mas 'n all, ya know? An' its my god hatin' librul duty to besmirch all things christian 'n' stuff.

Or so I've been led to believe. :eyes:

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Fri Dec-24-04 12:27 PM
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6. He is for sure unpatriotic with all that "peace" talk and shit.

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Redneck Socialist

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Fri Dec-24-04 01:02 PM
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7. Ya mean he don't want us to kill furinners an' steal their oil 'n' stuff?

Edited on Fri Dec-24-04 01:18 PM by Redneck Socialist

Oh, now I'm confused. You're a bad man. You made my head hurt. I know "thou shalt kill the furinners and steal their oil" is in the bible 'cause 'OUR GREAT PRESIDENT (tm)' said so.

And stop saying happy holidays 'cause that's just the devil talkin'.

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Fri Dec-24-04 01:04 PM
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8. It depends on which version of the Bible you ascribe to...

The Commie version or the American vesion.

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Redneck Socialist

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Fri Dec-24-04 01:13 PM
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9. The Chick Tract version is the bestest!

Lots of pictures and no big words!

http://www.chick.com/

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