Mr. Peanut: Brilliant Artist, or Sick Pervert?

[St. Jarvitude]

Poll question: Mr. Peanut: Brilliant Artist, or Sick Pervert?

Though it is widely accepted that Mr. Peanut is a filthy liar, a few Mr. Peanut-haters out there believe he is carrying out a taboo affair with Flauire, who is of course already dating and is engaged to Maurie (aka Mrs. Superdawg and Superdawg, respectively).

On the other hand, he is a pretty stylish fellow.

The Usual Suspects:

Mr. Peanut (obscuring his face from the press sycophants)


Maurie and Flaurie (respectively)

[FizzFuzz]

1. as a child, in Atlantic City on the boardwalk--I remember Mr Peanut

luring children into his store. Oh if I had only known. :cry:

[St. Jarvitude]

2. Don't feel guilty.

It's pretty damn hard to think that a fellow sporting not only a top hat and cane, but a monacle (!), couldn't be trusted!

[FizzFuzz]

3. and the no pants thing...funny how no one ever notices that part.

hmmmmmmmmm.

[Kat45]

4. I'm sure the fundies on that movie-rating site would.

After all, they cited the problem of nudity in the SpongeBob movie--nudity of a cartoon sponge and starfish! No shit--I couldn't make that one up! LOL

[FizzFuzz]

5. you're right ! I forgot about that.

Maybe someone should pose as a fundie (or group of 'em, :evilgrin: ) and send letters of protest to Planter's inc. and whatever Govt agency that oversees peanuts......

yeah.....

[Webster Green]

6. Not to mention......spats!

Only Mr. Peanut and Tom Wolfe wear spats.