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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 02:41 AM
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Fill in the blank: If you want to make a million dollars, _______________
I say make a really good garlic flavored chocolate bar.

Who could resist?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 02:42 AM
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1. give George W. Shrub 100 million dollars
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Paul Hood Donating Member (717 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 03:16 AM
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2. Hilarious n/t
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 03:29 AM
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3. Floor tiles with a repeating pattern of small change on it.
Sell it to bars on the promise that "It will pay for itself in a few months"
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 05:44 AM
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4. Inherit it.
GWBush's America.
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 05:52 AM
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5. ... become Britney Spears backup dancer, get her drunk, and marry her.
Voila. Instant millionaire.
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rooboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 06:23 AM
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6. Go down on a Republican senator or a Fox News host. n/t
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