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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 07:54 AM
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My Christmas Present To BigMcLargeHuge
:bounce:

SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!
SEX!!THONGS!!MASTURBATION!!NUDE!!HORNEY!!SEX!!GIRLS!!GUYS!!THONGS!!

:D
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 08:00 AM
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1. Hey, man. Umm... *whispering* That hippo's back again.
You might wanna call animal control.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 08:03 AM
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2. accept him as your savior
for he is now a part of us forever :D
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 08:06 AM
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3. I refuse to be saved by a slap-happy hippo.
I made that mistake already with the Lutherans.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 08:37 AM
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4. but The Lutherans weren't purple!
this is COMPLETELY different! :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:09 AM
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5. kick
:P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:12 AM
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6. You're such a giving person.
I feel the love! :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:12 AM
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7. well, tis the season and all
:bounce:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:14 AM
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8. It's so nice to see the holiday spirit on display!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:17 AM
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10. TELL ME ABOUT IT!!
:wow:

Ho Ho Ho!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:19 AM
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11. Ho, ho, ho indeed.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:20 AM
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*SNIF*
this season always brings a tear to my eye

*snif*
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:22 AM
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13. I know what you mean.
*snif*
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:16 AM
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9. We should all give him sex threads to lock...
they're his favourite thing. I'm pretty sure I saw them on his list.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:20 AM
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12. Sex.
Edited on Sat Dec-25-04 10:21 AM by GOPisEvil
Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.
Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.
Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.
Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.
Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.
Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.
Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.
Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.Sex.

There - now he should be happy. :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:53 AM
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15. awwwwww
you gave him EXACTLY what he ASKED for! :D
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 11:49 AM
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24. I gave him penis (post #23)
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 12:00 PM
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26. balls!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:53 AM
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14. The TRIAD doesn't even take xmas off!
It's HARD WORK, I'm tellin' ya... HARD! HARD! HARD WORK! :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:54 AM
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16. see #10
HARD HARD HARD WORK!

:D

:hi:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:55 AM
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17. I dddiidd!!
Annd noww myyykeeey booarddd isstticckkyy! :D :hi:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:57 AM
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18. that's not eggnog?
:P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:57 AM
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19. It's eggnog
But it's....spiked. :o
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 11:45 AM
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22. eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
i usually use burbon in mine! :D
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 10:59 AM
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20. Just for our favourite Mod
Sally: Most women at one time or another have faked it.
Harry: Well, they haven't faked it with me.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because I know.
Sally: Oh. Right. Thats right. I forgot. Youre a man.
Harry: What was that supposed to mean?
Sally: Nothing. Its just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it so you do the math
Harry: You don't think I can tell the difference?
Sally: No.
Harry: Please, don't be ridiculous

Sally just stares at Harry. A seductive look comes on her face. Slowly she laughs into the beginning of what becomes a wild orgasm.

Sally: Oh, oh, oh.
Harry: Are you alright?
Sally: Oh God, oh God, oh yes, oh god, great, yes, I'm coming, oh - yes, yes, yes! God, honey, honey, omigod, oh God, oh God, oh God, God. Thank you.

Sally finishes, takes another bite of her sandwich. Smiles innocently.

Woman at the next table: I'll have what she's having
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 11:09 AM
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21. Easily one of the funniest scenes in film history!
Rob Reiner's mom delivering the punch line! Great stuff!
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 11:48 AM
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23. Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis Penis
Penis
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 11:59 AM
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loudestchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 12:06 PM
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27. how about:
Beastiality w/ reindeer!!
Beastiality w/ reindeer!!
Beastiality w/ reindeer!!
Beastiality w/ reindeer!!Beastiality w/ reindeer!!
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-25-04 01:16 PM
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28. Locking
No sex threads.

Thanks,
DU Moderator
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