My dog just ate a tomato from my kitchen counter
Delarage
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Sat Dec-25-04 01:50 PM
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My dog just ate a tomato from my kitchen counter |
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that I was saving for a special BLT later. I'm taking back her presents.
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Sat Dec-25-04 01:53 PM
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1. Most dogs love tomatos |
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Sat Dec-25-04 01:56 PM
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2. My dog licked all the frosting |
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off of my chocolate birthday cake.
Dogs cannot be trusted alone near a food source.
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Sat Dec-25-04 02:04 PM
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Sat Dec-25-04 02:20 PM
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It was too soggy, wet and slippery.
Sigh!
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Sat Dec-25-04 01:56 PM
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3. You can still have a BL, 2/3 of what you intended. |
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Be comforted by the fact that she enjoyed and appreciated it.
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Sat Dec-25-04 01:59 PM
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4. With the price of tomatos these days, |
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that calls for serious punishment!Tell him if he doesnät shape up, youäll send him to the White House to live with Barney.
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Sat Dec-25-04 02:02 PM
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5. To add insult to injury, |
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she carried it across a vast expanse of linoleum to the living room carpet (that I had just cleaned) and ate it there. From the looks of things, the tomato did not go down without a fight.
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Sat Dec-25-04 02:17 PM
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7. What a bloody mary mess you must have! |
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Thanks for that laugh! My eyes are watering now from laughter! :silly:
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Sat Dec-25-04 02:18 PM
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I have a tomato in my hanging basket that's in the early stages of decomposition, but I don't have a weird dog to take it off my hands - just three piggy cats, crunching away on the CRUNCHY MEATY NUGGETS™.
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Sat Dec-25-04 02:20 PM
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10. Maybe when it gets fuzzy enough from the mold.... |
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....one of them will mistake it for a mouse? Especially if one of the cats is older and a bit nearsighted.
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