Have you ever been attracted to someone's behind?

[HEyHEY]

Don't kill me, it's christmas

[derbstyron]

1. Isn't Jennifer Lopez the obvious choice here?

:spank:

[Syrinx]

16. nah, here behind is vastly over-rated

The obvious choice is the girl that works at the Mellow Mushroom pizza joint downtown!

[Webster Green]

2. Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Of course, everyday!

[SarahB]

3. Oh yes.

:7

[bloodyjack]

4. No

Never

[Solly Mack]

5. the baby polar bear has a cute fluffy behind

but I'm as close to it as I care to get. :)

[MaryBear]

6. Absolutely!

I love butts. Some men are breast or thigh men, I've heard. I'm a butt woman.

[Bouncy Ball]

7. I am so flattered

by your copycat thread of my thread.

I heart HeyHey. And you, my friend, are a good looking man, hope you don't mind me saying so.

[HEyHEY]

10. Aww..jeez...thanks!

Merry Christmas

[short bus president]

18. Hey!

Hands off HEyHEY! My plan is to miraculously turn us both gay and make us fall in love, so I can live with him and the cute polar bears up in Canada and be happy forever, m'kay?

[Bouncy Ball]

19. Lounge bitches always gotta be so

damn territorial. Can't we just have a threesome?

It'd be a lot easier than trying to get you and HeyHey to be gay.

[short bus president]

21. Oh, I dunno...

he can be pretty damned gay...

[Bouncy Ball]

23. But what about you?

You're so damned butch.

And are you turning down a threesome with me and HeyHey?

Oh I am BEYOND insulted!

No, no do NOT try to appease me with pleas and appeals to my great beauty. Don't even THINK about it!

[short bus president]

25. Wouldn't dream of it.

I'd just appeal to yer marriedness, and yer peculiar TX law that says a husband can legally kill other men havin' the "relations" with his wife.

See... us scavery Lounge bastards... we do our homework. :P

:loveya:

[Bouncy Ball]

8. And to answer your question

HECK YEAH.

In fact, there's a young thing who does phone line maintenance for the company I work for. Looks younger than a fetus to me, but OHMYGOD HIS ASS WORKS OVERTIME.

Whew. I get a bit sweaty whenever he's around. Which reminds me, when I go back to work I need to screw up my phone line again.

[bettyellen]

13. I am so stealing your line, "his ass works overtime.." cause that

really sums it up. i'm not a major ass girl but every once in a great one comes along and you just have to admire it. for a while!

[Bouncy Ball]

14. Can I admit

everytime I see this particular guy I want to smack his ass?

Blushing.

[bettyellen]

17. I am not an ass smacker myself, but there a lot of people who are into

it, and when the potential smakee is climbing a pole, well that just throws gas on the fire! LOL!
There was a construction guy once who caused traffic jams because he was so hot. He had a really nice ass. They did a story on him in the local paper, it didn't say if anyone smacked him though!

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Oh I'M an ass smacker.

Some asses just BEG to be smacked.

[bettyellen]

27. Oh I've had that line used on me!! LOL!! Do you ass smacking lovin

people have a journal or a forum where you discuss techniques to get the potential smackees to submit or to discuss technique? just wondering, it seems like there's a lot more butt slapping going on than there was 10-15 years ago.
maybe it's just me ! :shrug:

[Bouncy Ball]

28. We generally find it's best if we get together

with others who appreciate good butt smacking techniques. Thus I married a fellow butt smacker who doesn't mind my way of showing my appreciation for his fine ass.

LOL!

[Skittles]

9. what's with men's jean commericals?

why do they always seem to feature men WITH NO BUTTS ??????

[Bouncy Ball]

11. No SHIT!

Give me some meaty ASS on that man!

[HEyHEY]

15. Cause uh..

I got nothing...damn

[bettyellen]

22. women know this about canadians,... you just don't go there...

nothin to see, move along! i shouldn't talk, i'm irish, a rare bronx born woman with no junk. damn. i lived one subway stop from j Lo.

[tsuki]

12. Always. I love sensual behinds.

[tinrobot]

24. Only until I see the face...

I swear, whenever I see a great behind, it is invariably attached to a mediocre face. If you can't look her in the eyes, forget it.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

26. Big bottoms, big bottoms

Talk about mud flaps my girl's got 'em
Big bottoms drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

[benburch]

29. Frequently!

Nina Hartley, for example!