let's all piss on the graves of our founding fathers and Abraham Lincoln!!

[pres2032]

come on, it'll be great fun! after all, most kept slaves and Abraham Lincoln was certianly not pro-equal rights for African Americans and was against interracial marriages. so let's piss on the graves of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln!!!


COME ON, PEOPLE! THIS IS INSANE, EVERYONE HAS A PAST WE'D RATHER NOT SHARE, EVEN YOU!!!!!!!!!

LET THE MAN WHO IS WITHOUT SIN, CAST THE FIRST STONE.....
~JESUS CHRIST

[matcom]

1. i'm game

and coincidently, my bladder is full

[NVMojo]

2. I heard it was hard to get into the front line as the neocons and Smirk

are taking up all the pissing line room.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. didn't you hear?

The Springfield IL branch of Illinois Power has found a new source for energy in Lincoln's tomb. It seems that they've figured out how to hook a turbine onto Lincoln's sarcophagus, which has been spinning ever since Reagan was elected....

[WritersBlock]

4. Geez, it must be in overdrive now. :-D (n/t)

[the Princess]

5. OK I'm game too

Our History is not exactly what we learned in school so Ol Abe deserves a bit of a piss.

[Misunderestimator]

6. OK, but I'll have to squat...

[Bzzzz]

7. Uhhhhh

would my husband's ex's grandmother's count?

[Zenlitened]

8. This just might be... however inadvertantly... the funniest thread ever!

Comparing reggie white to Lincoln, Washington and Jefferson.

Priceless!

[jonnyblitz]

9. I don't even know where to begin with this really BAD analogy.

pathetic. But I WILL say that I don't quite think I would elevate Reggie White to the status of a founding father or Abe Lincoln. He was a FUCKING FOOTBALL PLAYER. I will leave it at that and go find a more saner thread to post in.

[pres2032]

10. um, i really didn't want to spell it out for you, but...

the key to that "really bad analogy" and post is that quote in bold by that little known man by the name of Christ.

[Misunderestimator]

11. Casting stones... sure... He was attempting to save a woman's life.

But even Jesus stood up to bullies and hate. Your little quote from the little-known man was in defense of a prostitute who was about to be stoned to death. I don't remember a single story about Jesus defending a hateful protagonist, only the weak and downtrodden. Are you comparing Reggie White to a poor, innocent victim?

[pres2032]

12. no, the point is...

judge not, lest ye be judged

[Misunderestimator]

13. Fine... you stay all high and mighty and don't criticize evil...

...but I don't think that was the intention of Jesus' words.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

15. I thought

Jesus was just telling everyone who was busy dissing someone else to piss off, since he knew they were just as bad - and probably much worse - than she was.

Or, it could have been a truly arcane reference to the hideous Roman Catholic concept of Original Sin.

By the way, where does that dead, fat hatemonger, Reggie White, enter into this thread?

[Misunderestimator]

16. LOL

And yes, I seem to recall that all those sorts of stories concerned Jesus defending people from evil, not about Jesus defending evil.

[NightTrain]

14. "judge not, lest ye be judged"?

Does that mean I should stop judging all those far right Repukes and just let them piss on everything I believe in? Save that 12-step horseshit for someone who's gullible enough to follow it, OK?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

17. The word "judge"

It annoys me that that word "judge" has been hijacked by the Politically Correct among us and is now used in a way that makes it appear to be unsavory.

It's a very nice way for the PC, or anyone, for that matter, to try to silence someone who's saying something with which they do not agree.

The word they're aiming for is "opinion," and who is not allowed to voice an opinion, pray tell? If I tell you that I think the far right fuckers among us here in the United States are braindead and worthless, are you going to try to condemn me for "judging," especially when I just told you what I "think"?

Words are power tools. Words have incredible strength and capacity to build or to destroy. Words are the currency in my professional realm. Words are everything, and we must not let the ones who would corrupt the language in order to silence us get away with anything.

[NightTrain]

18. I've been accused of many things, but never of being "P.C."

Must be my propensity for referring to people who piss me off as "cocksuckers," "motherfuckers," "diarrhea drinkers," "maggots," "cunts," and "twats," among other things. :shrug:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

19. Who accused you of anything?

I was elaborating on what you had posted just above my post.

By the way, dirty language doesn't necessarily render you un-PC. It's a style, not a swear word.

Now, relax. You're among friends.