Any DU members dating themselves?

[CanuckAmok]

I would, but I'm a cheap bastard with no manners.

[helnwhls]

1. HeyHey?

sounds like you

[BlueJazz]

2. I once tried going out with myself on a blind date but.....

..wouldn't you know it?....I didn't show up.

[Solly Mack]

3. Yes but I'm not speaking to me at the moment

I caught myself looking at another woman in the mirror.

[Zomby Woof]

7. That was you

I accidentally installed the two-way mirror backwards. x(

[Solly Mack]

9. I should have known

:spank:

[Zomby Woof]

11. And it was on the ceiling!

Which was doubly stupid of me.

Sometimes I think I fuck up like that on purpose because it tricks you into spanking me.

[Solly Mack]

12. I like it when you trick me

For you :spank:

just cause...

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. I dated myself,

and then, after the ink dried, my expiration date arrived, and I was taken off the shelf, which is why I'm currently residing here, in the dark, on another shelf, in the back.

[okieinpain]

5. I do. once a week on fridays, once the house clears out. I love my

left hand. never squeals on me.

[Syrinx]

6. I'm withholding sex from me until I make more money

I'm a greedy, materialistic bitch.

[derbstyron]

8. I was interested in going out with myself; even made a date.

But then I stood myself up. :shrug:

[GingerSnaps]

10. I believe that there is one that is dating

Their sock puppet so I guess that would count as dating yourself right?
The persons sock puppet hasn't shown up in a long time so it is quite obvious that the person doesn't exists. If the person reads this I bet a million dollars that their boyfriend/sock puppet will come out of hiding soon LOL. :evilgrin:

[Gemini Cat]

13. No.

No, because I kiss and tell.

[Borgnine]

14. I've been dating myself ever since puberty.

Unfortantely, it seems like this is destined to be a lifelong partnership with no hope of seeing other people.

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. I date myself every time I mention George McGovern, the Bicentennial,

CBs and bellbottoms. What can I say? I'm no spring chicken.

[Kire]

17. thank you

I was waiting for someone to be a little less obvious.

[jdots]

16. just one date was al it took to realize we had no future.

[Kurt Remarque]

18. better than the freshwater scud who just jilted me