Pennsylvania Town Dropping Processed Meat (Giant Bologna) For New Years

[matcom]

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A Cumberland County community is joining the festivities this year. Mechanicsburg, Pa., will drop a wrench to usher in the new year.

Harrisburg, Pa., will return to its custom of dropping a giant strawberry this year. Last year, the city dropped a cow painted to look like a strawberry as part of a preview for Cow Parade Harrisburg.

Lancaster and York, Pa., are known as Red Rose City and White Rose City, respectively. In Lancaster, the city raises a red rose. York residents watch the drop of a white rose into a giant vase to announce the new year.

In Elizabethtown, Pa., a huge M&M will be lowered in Center Square at 7 p.m. The town chose 7 p.m. to mark the new year in its sister city, Letterkenney, Ireland. Elizabethtown is home to an M&M Mars plant.

A summer tradition is revised in a different way in Falmouth, Pa., where the community lowers a stuffed goat. The town is known for its day of goat races in the summer.

Manheim, Pa., will raise an orb.

In York County, Dillsburg will lower a pickle. Red Lion, Pa., which was once the cigar-manufacturing capital of the United States, will raise a cigar.

Middletown, Pa., will drop a ball, and Hummelstown, Pa., will drop a lollipop.


Lebanon, Pa., will drop 7½-foot-long bologna at midnight. The piece of meat weighs about 120 pounds and is the largest they have made for the drop so far. Also in Lebanon County, Cleona will continue the tradition it started last year and drop a pretzel from a tower at the Cleona fire station.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4026473/detail.html

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

1. More proof of why Pennsylvania is still a Commonwealth

I genuinely believe it is because we are too stupid for statehood.

DBDB

[TexasSissy]

2. Hmmmm. I wouldn't mind....

watching 7 1/2 pounds of bologna drop. Ba-dum-ba.

(I MUST get my head out of the gutter! What's with me this year? Need for release?)

[JVS]

3. That's 7.5 feet

[TexasSissy]

5. Oh, dear. That's definitely too much of a good thing.

[JVS]

4. In Pittsburgh the plan is to drop a beam of steel

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

6. I somehow doubt this since

Pittsburgh can't even afford a beam of steel right now. In addition, if they had a beam of steel sitting around or could otherwise afford one, they would probably be trying to figure out how to use it to get one more plow/salt truck on the road rather than dropping it.

Last, if they do plan on dropping a steel beam, with Pittsburgh's current run of luck it would break a hole in the street resulting in a water main break and taking out all the electricity and gas in the city.

DBDB the Cynic