I fought the law and the law won.

[HEyHEY]

ARGH! Speeding ticket. I knew it was a crime, I did it anyway, let's face it man I'm a fucking criminal.

Actually I got lucky he gave me a break. I did know it was just a matter of time, I've driven that highway too often, while speeding, to get away with it forever.

Man, I'm tired, left Van at five AM after only getting to bed at 12:30 last night.

You guys enjoying your stats?

[CanuckAmok]

1. Kokohala speed trap? n/t

[HEyHEY]

2. Hope Princeton

Just outside of Princeton...I had a sixth sense about it too. BUt I didn't listen

[skygazer]

3. Yeah, they usually do, don't they?

I remember when I was a kid, some guy was trying to impress me by telling me how he'd told off a cop who'd stopped him for speeding. He thought he was a real big shot - I asked him, "so what did the cop do?" Cuffed him and brought him in for assault and resisting arrest.

I was real impressed. :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

4. Breakin' rocks in the hot sun

I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won

[JVS]

5. Sounds like you didn't fight hard enough

If you didn't want a ticket you shouldn't have pulled over

[HEyHEY]

6. "Make the bastard chase you - he will follow"

Or my other favourite "You were speeding too!"

[JVS]

7. Then you could have run him off the road

And you'd be here with a thread that says "I fought the law and the law is one hand short now"

[CanuckAmok]

8. "I didn't notice I was speeding...I'm wasted."

[hippiechick]

9. Hope they didn't ask to see your insurance papers !

Or did you get that taken care of ?

:hippie:

[HEyHEY]

11. he he yup - thankfully

[Maddy McCall]

10. One word for the future:

fuzzbuster

AKA Radar Detector.

I have one, and knock on dashboard, I've not been stopped since I got it. That thing is a miracle...lets me know when a radar is within two miles of me.

[CanuckAmok]

12. They use pulse radar and/or laser where HEyHEY was...

...you need a laser jammer to beat those. And pulse rdar doesn't turn on until they gun you, and by thgen it's too late to slow down.

[HEyHEY]

13. And they're illegal here - so you get and EXTRA ticket

[Maddy McCall]

15. Well, that sucks. I found out which brand to buy because...

one of my cop friends in town told me which to buy.

But I live in hicksville, MS. :-)

[CanuckAmok]

21. They're legal to own.

They're just not legal to use, and I don't know anyone who has been proven to have used one.

I don't even own one; I don't think my 4Runner can break the speed limit anymore.

[Maddy McCall]

14. Mine, which was very inexpensive, tells you when they are using either.

If they pulse on another vehicle in front of you, even if it's two miles up the road, mine goes off.

[Beer Snob-50]

16. did the officer have to shoot you?

just curious. i heard vancover's best shoot everyone.

[HEyHEY]

17. Thank god I wasn't in Vancouver!!

[CanuckAmok]

18. That's unfair.

They don't shoot anyone. They take them to Stanley Park and beat them senseless, then let them go.

[HEyHEY]

20. Or beat them in Police station and let them die in the back alley

[CanuckAmok]

23. That's only for public intoxication.

Speeding is public castration at the aquarium.

[HEyHEY]

24. Performed By Bijossa

[Beer Snob-50]

25. sorry about that!

nothing wrong with a good beating sometime.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Did the cop ask you for a little kiss?

[HEyHEY]

22. Well, there was a way I could have avoided the ticket

But I'm not saying...let's just say I took the fine