OOOOH, what would you do with a drunken sailor,

[Bouncy Ball]

what would you do with a drunken sailor,
what would you do with a drunken sailor,

EARL-LIE in the MORNing?

[4morewars]

1. Lash him to the wheel and tell the captain,

Lash him to the wheel and tell the captain,
Lash him to the wheel and tell the captain,

EAR-LIE in the MORNing !

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Ok what's the next verse?

LOL!

Nevermind, here:

99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer.

Take one down, pass it around,
98 bottles of beer on the wall!

[steely]

3. oo-rah and up she rises

oo-rah and up she rises
oo-rah and up she rises

EAR-LIE in the morning

It's me it's me I'm back from sea, said barnacle bill the sailor.
I just got paid and I wanna get laid, said barnacle bill the sailor.


wait a minute - that's a different song

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Is he cute?

[Skittles]

5. old Jack Handy

"our hopes that one day we will communicate with dolphins; our fears they will cuss like drunken sailors." :D

[Atlas Mugged]

6. I lived in New Orleans for 20 years.

I've met many a drunken sailor, early in the morning. I need more specifics.

[markus]

23. But where specifically did you meet these drunken sailers?

The old greek bars on lower Decatur?

I used to hang at The Abbey, and any number of folks (including sailors) would wander in due to the extended (we never close really) hours that place used to keep a long, long time ago.

[Beer Snob-50]

7. Shave his back with a rusty razor

shave his back with a rusty razor
shave his back with a rusty razor

EARl-LIE in the MORNING?

[Maine-ah]

8. throw

'em overboard with his pants on backwards
throw 'em overboard with his pants on backwards
throw 'em overboard with his pants on backwards!
earl-i in th'mornin'!

[MaineDem]

9. I married him

:)

[oneighty]

13. I do not remember that!

hic!

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[Deja Q]

10. Regarding Earl, Lie by him with some porn?

:shrug: :evilgrin:

[Historic NY]

11. "put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter"

http://www.barefootsworld.net/windwalker/drunkensailor.html

[Orsino]

12. Toss Him a Bible and Appoint Him President...

Sorry, that's a drunken airman.

[qnr]

19. Yeah, don't blame him on the sea services :) n/t

[oneighty]

14. Curious!

I have that song on a CD; 'Songs of the US Navy'. It is the only place I have ever heard it. Where did you hear it?

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[Bouncy Ball]

16. Oh I've heard it my whole life.

I thought it was an old old song from WAY back when England ruled the seas.

[oneighty]

28. Some of the songs

on my 'Songs of the US Navy are definitely from jolly old England, borrowed I suppose. Strange--all my years in the Navy I never heard that one.

Perhaps I was drunk at the time?

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[steely]

24. some old movie on tv a long time ago?

or maybe when I was shanghai'ed


Hey, where'd this tatoo come from?

[qnr]

26. I've heard it since I was a kid. n/t

[TXlib]

15. Dress him in a bra and take his picture,

dress him in a bra and take his picture,
dress him in a bra and take his picture,

EARL-LIE in the MORNing!

[jonnyblitz]

17. I used to be one back in the day.

:P

[aQuArius]

18. I've had one...

Early in the morning and afternoon and night. They're fabulous! You should try one!

[Bouncy Ball]

27. I never had sailor

though I have had soldier MANY a time and lemme tell you, if sailor is half as good as soldier, ROWR.

Soldiers are better on their feet. Ahem.

[Solly Mack]

20. Roll him?

:spank: <~~~Self discipline

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

21. Put him in the oven at 350....

Put him in the oven at 350,
Put him in the oven at 350,
And baste him with drawn butter.

Put him in the oven at 350

[markus]

22. Make him the master of an Exxon tanker....

[Voltaire]

25. Put him in a long boat and make him bail'er

At least that's what I was taught when I was in the Canoe Club.