The official "knee-jerk reaction to a misunderstanding" thread

[johnnie]

We have all seen, or participated, in a post where something a poster said was misunderstood and a knee-jerk reaction was then posted.
Here's what you do...take what the poster above you said and take something out of context. Then post a ridiculous reaction to the remark.
Hey..I'm bored, what can I say?

[matcom]

1. "REDICULOUS REACTION?????"

fuck off :P

[gollygee]

2. I'm offended by your language!

My infant child might be reading this!

:P

[Sporadicus]

4. Well, Isn't That Special!?

You've just GOTTA let the world know you're an upstanding, breeding member of society, huh? What about those who can't have children or choose not to contribute to overpopulation?

[gollygee]

11. Child hater!!!!

Why do you hate children?

[Sporadicus]

12. Child Hater? PuhLEEEZE!

The term 'hater' is bandied about without basis FAR too often. Are you one of those fundies who accuses everyone outside your little cultish circle of being a 'Christ hater,' or what?

[gollygee]

14. I'm so tired of all this persecution!

[johnnie]

16. I think it should be legal

What an adult does with another consenting adult is their business. Prostitution has been around forever and it is stupid to have it illegal.

[gollygee]

23. All sexual acts should be illegal!

Or we'll fall like Soddom and Gonnoreah or whatever they're called!

[Sporadicus]

17. Sorry, I Can't Continue This

I have to attend to some things. However, it's been a hoot! :hi: Perhaps you can continue the thread by calling me a quitter or slacker as I slink away.

[gollygee]

24. People have taken your place

You ringleader!!

[ProfessorGAC]

18. Get Used To It!

Just trying to play along!
The Professor

[gollygee]

21. Why do you hate America?

The majority of America agrees with me. If you don't like it, move to France or something!

[ProfessorGAC]

25. To Get Far enough Away From "Your Kind". . .

. . .i'd have to move to another planet! France ain't nearly far enough! Begone, subhuman bredder thing!
The Professor

[gollygee]

26. Just stay away from Mars!

Don't you dare sully Our Beloved President's favorite planet!

[ProfessorGAC]

27. Nobody Tells Me Which Planets I Can Go To!

Nobody! Got that? I'll go to Mars if i feel like it no matter what your beloved prez thinks! (Actually, using the phrase "prez thinks" seems a contradiction in terms.)
The Professor

[gollygee]

28. Well it *is* red after all

Probably just the right place for you, commie!

[ProfessorGAC]

31. It's Mister Commie, To You!

Just for that, i'm NOT going to Mars. Take that, nazi!
The Professor

[DS1]

9. Dont' expose your tongue towards me YOU GODDAMN SEXUAL PREDATOR!!!

:argh:

[trotsky]

10. Um, is matcom supposed to be upset you called him a "sexual predator"?

I think he takes that as a compliment.

[matcom]

13. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

how DARE you take the good lord's name in vain!

you have offended my very spirituality!

[DS1]

15. DARE???

I could you bring is such a FINE organization that helps keep KIDS off DRUGS into this?

You low fucking bastard, have you no compassion?

[flygal]

22. You know...

A few of us never knew our fathers and would appreciate you having a little compassion for the bastards of the world. Compassion indeed - you jerk!

[Demit]

3. ok, are you guys continuing a fight you were having elsewhere?

now you're pissing me off for wasting my time opening this thread. PM whoever you're pissed at, johnnie, why doncha.

[BikeWriter]

5. Hey, Bright Eyes...

Who died and left you in charge?

[johnnie]

6. Hey

I have blue eyes and I don't think you should be calling people "bright eyes" like it is a bad thing. I can't help it that they are blue. :grr:

[ProfessorGAC]

19. Blue Eyed Freak!

Intelligent people have brown eyes! EVERYONE knows that! Now crawl back into your hole, mutant.
The Professor

[Orangepeel]

29. Hey! Mutants have feelings, too, you know!

mutant-hating jerk!

[ProfessorGAC]

32. I Don't Hate Mutants!

Just blue-eyed ones. If you defended johnnie, you must be one too! Freak!
The Professor

[Orangepeel]

33. first mutants, now freaks!

you just hate anyone who doesn't follow convention. That's not how liberals are supposed to feel. You are a conservative bigot!

[ProfessorGAC]

34. Now, You've Gone Too Far!

Way too far! This was funny, but the conservative thing is over the line! I can think of no insult that could be worse than being called a conservative. First of all, i have an education, i actually learned something during those years, and i still think! So, i can't be a conservative.

"You've made a powerful enemy today, my friend." (C. Montgomery Burns) Consider this your epitaph, you blue eyed, freak-loving, mutant dating, name-calling, meanie!
The Proressor

[johnnie]

37. Everyone?

Prove to me that "everyone" knows this. Links?

[ProfessorGAC]

40. Everyone EXCEPT The Blue Eyed Freaks!

And i'm not doing your research for you, you lazy mutant, you!
The Professor

[Demit]

7. Why don't you start another thread and reply to yourself 4 times again.

[northamericancitizen]

8. Hey, Johnny...

I thought it was an interesting to start a new thread. i tend to be indulgent towards people who feel bored.

Anyhow, I did not understand the answers you got.

Probably not important that I do..

have a good day or a very peacefull end of night



Lise

[wellstone dem]

20. Please get a clue

Did you even read the original post?

[Texasgal]

35. Hey....leave her alone!

Maybe she dosen't know any better! :P

[Debi]

39. Quit standing up for people who don't read all the threads and try to

defend others....like YOU....:mad:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

30. It's DU's fault that YOU'RE bored??!!?

Jeebus, ever hear of personal responsibility!?!? Cripes, find some way to entertain your own damn self! GO find some porn like the rest of us do when we're bored! jeesh.

[johnnie]

36. Maybe being bored is a mental illness

YOU don't know that for sure! Are you a certified pshychologist?..I thought not!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

41. Hey, you don't know WHAT I am... and frankly, it's none of

YOUR god-damned business. Why the fuck are people so nosy in this place? I mean really, you are so judgmental!

[Acryliccalico]

38. repeat just the opposit

of all the above posts. Just trying to cover my a**

[davsand]

42. Oh THAT'S just fine--flip flop all over the place!

Can't you just make up your MIND already?

Lord, this is just a typical liberal board. You guys would call a damn meeting to discuss how you "felt" about your last BM, I swear.

Laura

[rbnyc]

43. How DARE you belittle my BM support group.

SOME people have a serious NEED to discuss the size, shape and frequency of their BMs in a group of sympathetic and understanding peers. You seriously UNDERMINE community health with your dismissive attitude toward such discussions. Do you ever think of ANYONE but YOURSELF?