I want to crawl so far up a DUer's ass I could emerge from his mouth

[asthmaticeog]

and lick his eyeballs.

I've been thinking about HOW to do this. Perhaps we could toss around some ideas.

[sniffa]

1. is it wiLL pitt?

if so, i got pLenty of ideas

[derbstyron]

22. I have an apology for you but no way to get in touch with you??

PM
e-mail
???

[ulysses]

2. one of the more unusual subject lines I've seen.

Is this out of anger or devotion?

[tjdee]

3. Does that mean you like him, or not? Quite unversed on being up someone's

butt.

Makes for an interesting mental image, I'll tell you that.

[Fenris]

4. Ass spelunking?

I hear that's pretty difficult. How tall are you?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Or how loose is he?

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Between you, Chavez and Terry,

this hasn't been a good day for mental pictures for me. :(

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. Mmmm

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Okay. I stand corrected.

[pdx_prog]

7. NO sex threads allowed...lol

[pdx_prog]

10. Better tie a rope around your ankles before you ascend....

[matcom]

11. just try it bitch

i ain't had my eyeballs licked in quite some time. i'll bet you they don't taste too good

but try it :D

[RandomKoolzip]

12. You might get stuck in the pitt of his bowels....

And become bogus. Uh, I mean, "bolus."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. I bet he will make it if he tries

he's quite forceful you know

[asthmaticeog]

14. Really, you think I Will?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. Onve you get past the rivers of bodily fluid - yuck!

have fun!

[asthmaticeog]

16. Obsequiousness is my bread - and BILE is my butter!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. i am confident in that!

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Obsequiousness is kinda chewy, though. Bemused resignation

has a more pleasing texture. And I don't use butter. I use KY.


"He's making a fist/ clenching it twice/ gonna find out who's tight as a vice....."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. "Anal Claws are going to town"

[RandomKoolzip]

21. They sure are!

I couldn't sit down for three days!


(You like those lyrics? I just made them up)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. (He's going to put his schwantz in your but. Anal Claws are going to town)

[redqueen]

18. No idea how to do it

but I think you'll have to stand in line. Perhaps even pay! :o

[rasputin1952]

24. Locking

This thread started off poorly and has degenerated from there.

I am sure you will understand.