Ask Me Anything

[MrScorpio]

Unless you're too wussy

[bahrbearian]

1. Is it true you don't really have a liquor license ?

[MrScorpio]

9. That's not what my wife says during our "whoopee sessions"

My tongue is registered in this state, btw, as a weapon of mass seduction

[asthmaticeog]

2. Is it true what they say?

About people like yourself, and, uh, y'know, your things?

[MrScorpio]

10. I've only got one "thing", buddy

And the only way its been known is in the biblical sense

[Goathead]

3. Would you like a biscuit, a cookie, or a medal?

[MrScorpio]

11. Cookie

Oatmeal Raisin.

The Cookie of the Gods.

[Goathead]

17. Here you are

For serving up all those drinks and not charging a dime :yourock:

[wellstone dem]

47. I love oatmeal raison.

[Placebo]

4. Why do you hate America?

[MrScorpio]

13. Sorry, you must have misheard

I ATE America

And, boy, did she taste good.

[Placebo]

24. Who said America is a woman?

Sexist!

[MrScorpio]

30. Anybody with the title on "Miss"...

Usually gets taken for a woman

That's what the Donald tells me

[Shakespeare]

5. Cake or death?

[MrScorpio]

14. Excuse me, but this is where Marie Antoinette went wrong

I like my head just where it is, thank you very much.

[terrya]

6. Why?

[MrScorpio]

16. Why not?

n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Damnit! WHY???????

[MrScorpio]

18. Because I said so

Now go to your room

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. I refuse!

[MrScorpio]

26. Then no dinner for you!

No Jack Daniels either!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. How about Mary Jane?

[MrScorpio]

34. Don't bogart that good chiba-chiba

It's the law!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

37. Dude - you just politic on the joint all day. Man it's puff puff pass!

Damn!

[MrScorpio]

40. In Rita Marley's day it was one draw

Inflation I take it?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

41. In Bob's day it was "my spliff"!

[MrScorpio]

44. Be careful. Just because Peter said to "Legalize it"

Doesn't make it so

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

45. Yes but Dylan said "Everybody must get stoned" - was he wrong?

[MrScorpio]

46. Only if he was talking about smoking some of Black Uhuru's Sinsemilla

It makes for some Sponji Reggae

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

48. And it gets the Youth of Englington all fired up!

[GOPisEvil]

8. Who?! What?!?!?!?! When?!!?!?!?!??!

[MrScorpio]

19. Ok

Who: Knows

What: Ever

When: In time

[donheld]

12. Cut or uncut?

:evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

20. I'm cut

I like my movies uncut

There, That should do it

[UrbScotty]

15. Are you better off now than you were four weeks ago? (nt)

[MrScorpio]

23. I can be off?!?

Why didn't anyone tell me? I've been on this whole time.

The last four weeks have been heck.

[fluffernutter]

21. playdoh, crayons or fingerpaints?

[MrScorpio]

25. if we're talking nubile, young 18-19 year old girls

The finger paints... Most Def!

[FarLeftRage]

27. Do you have any sympathy

for super models who are personally involved with tsunamis??

[MrScorpio]

32. I have sympathy of all

From the supermodel class, on UP!

[redqueen]

28. Will you be getting back to your posting of... stuff

In that other place?

Please?

:loveya:

[MrScorpio]

33. Sure will

You know I can't keep my inner freak bottled up for too long

[Bouncy Ball]

51. WHere? What other place?

You let out your inner freak somewhere else?

Oh wait, nevermind, I know where it is.

Damn, someone needs to PM me some information on that.

[catbert836]

29. Would you rather die by freezing to death or burning?

I mean, freezing would be the normal choice, because it's rumored you feel really warm towards the end, but on the other hand burning is a lot quicker.

[MrScorpio]

36. None of the above

I want to be coming and going at the same time... If you catch my drift.

[mtnsnake]

35. How do I make a withdrawal from my checking account?

[MrScorpio]

39. Write a check for "Cash" at your bank

On fill out a withdrawl slip with a form of valid I.D.

Make sure you leave the pistol and the robbery note at home.

[Left Is Write]

38. What do you want on your pizza?

We're making homemade pizza for my daughter's birthday tonight.

And do you want ice cream with your cake?

[MrScorpio]

42. Buffalo chicken strips, mushrooms and cheese

And not having ice creme with your cake is a crime against humanity

[Left Is Write]

43. All right then, coming up!

You're lucky. I just bought some fresh mushrooms today.

[Karenina]

49. Would you be so kind

as to send me some good vibes right about now? I REALLY need them.

[Solly Mack]

52. I just saw this

(((((((((((((((Karenina))))))))))))))))

[Bouncy Ball]

50. What are you wearing?