It's time for the, INTERNATIONAL MALE CATALOG!!!

[name not needed]

It's everyones favorite mail order catalog for the pimp/gay porn star on a budget! :D

http://www.internationalmale.com/default.asp







:o

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. OH no! Not this AGAIN! Shit I need to go find myself some depends!

Before I pee my pants laughing!

[name not needed]

2. This calls for some, ASS PADDING!!!

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. I don't even know what to say about that.. oh lord *dies*

[Deja Q]

60. LOL! I don't need ass padding though.

[KDLarsen]

4. Well..

.. I wouldn't mind having the suit that bachelor #1 is wearing :-P

[RevolutionaryActs]

OMFG! THE POCKET THONG!

[H3Dakota]

12. LMAO...

Love the "back view"... *wipes tears of laughter away*

[jellybelly]

14. hey where's the back view???

:grr: :grr: :grr:

[AntiFascist]

65. Hey I ordered that one!

Oh, you mean the clothing!!

[MissBrooks]

68. Ball Bag

That's what we call them....

[Debbi801]

81. I am so glad that I'm at work alone today...

People would be wondering what I'm crying about over here. That is the funniest/sickest thing I think I've ever seen.

[Raster]

5. My fave

Glitzy Rhinestone Jacket
Separately, this jacket, shirt and pant are automatic holiday wardrobe enhancers. Together, they create an entrance-making ensemble. Double-breasted jacket. Upper chest is elaborate tapestry-like fabric with metallic accents and faux rhinestone trim. Six-button front. Three decorative buttons on cuffs. Two double welt front pockets and one double welt inside security pocket. 33" center back length. Fully lined. Machine wash. Poly crepe. Import. Red. S-M-L-XL-XXL.

Faux rhinestone trim? I thought rhinestones were faux...

[mzmolly]

11. Hey, you stole my "Faux rhinestone" post!

:P

Good point. It's like saying "Faux Pleather"

[Raster]

20. reminds me of a brochure i saw that advertised "authentic, simulated

Indian jewelry."

[RevolutionaryActs]

Thats great! I love this one too!

Versailles Waistcoat
Not for every man. In fact, this jacket is for the confident man who wants to set himself apart from the crowd, who loves fashion and romance and theater.

[Raster]

19. nothing says "pimp" or "man ho" like the Versailles. nothing.

[mzmolly]

21. Oh my word! Now we know where Liberace did his shopping.

;)

[Raster]

22. Now we know where michael jackson *continues* to shop.

[mzmolly]

23. Tee hee. Check out this get up.

I'm certain there is a market for a comeback!

[Debbi801]

82. This reminds me of the guy from Best in Show.

[Goathead]

6. Aahhhhhhhhh!!! Why'd you do that?

Next time keep that shit to yourself!:evilfrown:

[mzmolly]

7. Do people wear this shit?!

NOW $79.99!

:crazy:

[name not needed]

24. Only 79.99? I've been looking for a new clown suit.

[Deja Q]

62. So that's why they never look AT the camera... they don't want to

break out in fits of unbridled laughter...

[fluffernutter]

8. the last guy isn't bad in his Antonio Banderas shirt.

could this guy possibly wear any more leather?

[H3Dakota]

17. OMG - please don't ask!!!!

Next up - a pic of this guy in a leather thong.. *shudder*

[FizzFuzz]

48. his head. What's wrong with his head?

good lord, his head got stuck in a miter vice thingy whaddayacallit.

[Kat45]

9. WTF is the guy in the second picture wearing?

???????

[Left Is Write]

32. Maybe he thinks he's Neo.

[FuzzySlippers]

Looks like some priestly cassock thing.

[jellybelly]

10. the leather rain coat should be burned

or :nuke:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

13. That blue suit...

Has a bit of the old je ne sais quoi, but for real manly manliness, nothing beats their Sparkly Cape.

Just the thing to wear when going out to the river, to do a spot of Catfishing.

[Florida_Geek]

15. Dickie would like this one

[ooglymoogly]

29. this one featured in dodgerball

[name not needed]

85. Complete with inflateable bulge?

[Texasgal]

34. OMFG!

WTF is that? Is it a girdle for dudes???

[mzmolly]

16. Get the "jogging suit"

This guy better be able to run fast wearing this get up.

[FizzFuzz]

49. I think I saw my 80 year old uncle wearing that on the golf course

only the Bermuda Shorts version.

[Amaya]

18. Here's the Vegas Compose

It's under $200.00! Buy now!




WTF!






Hey folks it's the Safetgard Jockstrap! Yikes!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

25. Hahahha

[musette_sf]

26. dammit I can't search the archives!

Someone please link to Super Bushie Fly's "outfit", you know the one I'm talking about!

NOW I know where he bought that getup! Why am I not surprised?

[name not needed]

27. this one?

[musette_sf]

28. a laff riot to be sure, but not this one!

You know... Super Bushie Fly... the hat, the long coat, the sunglasses, the SS men in the background trying to keep from dying laughing...

[name not needed]

31. I wouldn't know where to look

[mitchum]

44. You mean the one where he's dressed like freaking Cecil Beaton

bush didn't even look macho enough to be Capote

[FizzFuzz]

51. "potato sold separately" n/t

[Sannum]

37. Is this the one?

[mitchum]

46. That's it!

Cecil Beaton

[musette_sf]

69. Yeah baybee!

It's an International Male world...

[name not needed]

77. That's pretty damn funny

[Kire]

30. Is Victoria's Secret the female equivalent of IMC?

I want to know if this is the right source to use for a copycat thread, or is there something much worse.

[nicolemrw]

41. try fredericks of hollywood

i'll bet they have a web site.

[nicolemrw]

47. and here is the fredricks catalog

http://www.fredericks.com/shopCatalog/

enjoy!

[BigMcLargehuge]

33. Jeez, it's like a catalog for Batman villains and thier henchmen!

[name not needed]

35. Order a couple of leather trenchcoats. I'm gonna blow up the Batcave!

:D

[SarahB]

36. My favorite:

http://www.internationalmale.com/product.asp?product=MD61LBLUEzz&dept%5Fid=10400&An=101&A=&Au=RollupKey
It's on sale too! :bounce:

[Sannum]

40. LOL

A Suede swimsuit with laces on the hoo ha!:7

[NMDemDist2]

43. OMFG Sarah Belle!!!!

wash your eyes out with soap after that one ROFL

[BigMcLargehuge]

52. Snarf!

get that thing wet and it's castratto time

[mitchum]

38. "Do these pants make me look...y'know?"

[FizzFuzz]

53. well, if its the THONG pants you're talking about, it does make your butt

look like a weird line drawing......

;)

[mitchum]

56. But it always looks like that!

:)

[FizzFuzz]

64. ruh roh!

LOL
:D

[AlCzervik]

39. *clown shoes and red rubber nose sold seperatley

[BigMcLargehuge]

42. BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

oh hell I'm laughing so hard I'm sick to my stomach...

[name not needed]

76. Ha!

[Sannum]

45. I never get sick of this thread, lol.

One starts every week and it never ceases to make me laugh til' my sides hurt:7

[donheld]

50. It's really quite sick

Nice looking men in horrendous clothes.

[KeepItReal]

54. "Ok we'll call this... The Shirts vs. The Blouses" - Charlie Murphy

"Come on now, you know they didn't get those from the Men's department"

:-)

[Maddy McCall]

57. "Cellophane--cause you can look right through me..."

[BigMcLargehuge]

55. Riddle me this International Male!

Where can I find the slacks?

[name not needed]

79. Right next to the hot pink rhinestone studded kilt

:P

I doubt such a product exists, but give em a couple of weeks.

[PartyPooper]

58. Don't laugh. But, I buy all of my underwear at International Male.

It's comfortable and relatively inexpensive. However, I don't go for any of the other stuff they have. I'm just too conservative when it comes to my clothes.

:D

[Deja Q]

59. 1 is ugly, 2 is David Hasselhoff as Neo, 3 is a gay pirate w/no package.

:wow:

[Patsy Stone]

61. I have not seen one in years!

We used to love them. We wouldn't flip through it until we had drinks and popcorn. Thank you for restoring my faith in "fashion for the fashion-challenged gay man." Or, as my hubby says, "Do they make those for men?"

:yourock:

[Deja Q]

63. I would much rather wear this guy's outfit:

:D

[aQuArius]

66. THE BODY THONG (rear view included)

A must for every man's wardrobe!

[mzmolly]

71. ROTFLMAO!

:hi:

[MissBrooks]

67. Isn't that Seifeld's Puffy Shirt?

[neebob]

74. No, but there's a puffy shirt on the same page:

http://www.internationalmale.com/dept.asp?dept%5Fid=10050

See the Ultimate Poet's Shirt. I should think it would look smashing with the Sparkling Cape.

Oh, and I just noticed there are Sparkling Pants to go with it ... SHUT UP!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

70. Ok

my stomach is clenched up into a painful little fist in my abdomen, and both of my eyes are burning horribly because all the tears from the laughter caused me to rub my eyes which caused my newly applied moisturizer to enter my eyes, thus totally burning them.

This thread had actual physical consequences for me. And my dog is looking at me like she wants to ask if I'm ok.

Oh. God.

[mzmolly]

72. I hear ya.

;)

[Robeson]

73. LOL

[SKKY]

75. Happy Gilmore comes to mind...

..."If I saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass."

[Cuban_Liberal]

78. Overpriced, pretentious and tacky.

I wouldn't wear 99% of the overpriced crap in that catalogue if you held a gun to my head.

:puke:

[name not needed]

80. That's the only way they get people to wear any of that crap.

[Divine Discontent]

83. yeah, but the

bushie pic just KILLS me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he is such a maroon!!!!!!!!!!

[name not needed]

84. I need me some Jesus shoes

On second thought, I'd rather look like a Russian mob boss

[mzmolly]

86. Heh, Jesus shoes LOL. Get these "dogs"

A pair for every occassion!

Thankfully they have matching socks.

[name not needed]

88. Shiny matching socks! Now I've seen it all!

[Liberal Veteran]

87. Geez...Everyone knows you don't wear a leather shirt with a leather dress.

...like in that second picture.