Choose my next career move

[short bus president]

Poll question: Choose my next career move

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. You are a natch...

For Drunken KungFu Master. ;-)

[short bus president]

4. does that pay any better than

"chronically unemployed?"

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

8. No idea.

On the other hand, I doubt thirst would be a problem.

[maveric]

2. Aluminum Miner.

You know, the guys with the grabbers that take the cans from dumpsters.

[politicaholic]

3. Rodeo clown

http://www.panola.edu/sports/rodeo/

good luck!

[SOteric]

5. Gee...

How 'bout a writer of perverted erotica?

[short bus president]

9. Shhhhhhhhhhhh!

Those letters are 'sposed to be just between me and you!

:P

[flamingyouth]

13. LOL - where oh where do you get those emoticons?

:7

[Sporadicus]

6. Sports Color Commentator

It's not fair that these jobs usually go to ex-jocks and people, you know, in broadcasting.

[short bus president]

12. Yeah. Gimme the Madden pen...

Dude's got the football there, and he's throwing it to that guy... Ooooh! He missed it. Too bad. They're huddling again. And, still huddling. Nice looking grass on that field, Pat. Toss me a beer, eh?

[Sporadicus]

16. Beats Dennis Miller and Rush Limbaugh All to Hell! n/t

[Merrick]

7. Real Estate Speculation

Apparently there are a couple of failproof systems out there that are guaranteed to lead you to a better life and more secure financial future. I'd tell you more, but for some reason their infomercials never really get to describing what they're all about. I know its true though, because they had a bunch of people giving a lot of heartfelt testamonials, and one of them was created and owned by a pair of midgets - and midgets never lie.

[short bus president]

15. We should pool our money and order the book.

I'll bet if we got that AND the book from the obnoxious guy with the question mark suit, we could probably even find a government program to finance the whole thing!

[catbert836]

10. Marine Biologist

I always wanted to be one myself. :)

[short bus president]

21. too much

having to know things about stuff, I think.

[jdots]

11. Your future is in becoming a mercenary

the sky's the limit,you could be in the music bizz,movie or t.v. bizz or just go kill people and rationalize it with the pay checks.I have been the Wine Steward at the Subway in the strip mall at the corner of Gin & Vermouth for 6 months,you should check it out.6 bucks an hour and all the verbal abuse you can take.
Maybe politics is a good move for you,great perks and plenty of
paper shredding.

[short bus president]

23. I don't think I'd kill anybody.

I'd just scout talent to put together my own A-Team, and then rent them out to whoever had someone what needed some killin'. Or at least having their shit blown up while nobody actually got shot or killed.

[FuzzySlippers]

14. Oh honey, no question about it.

GIGOLO! :P

[short bus president]

25. Heh.

Is that a wad of hundreds in yer pocket, Miz Fuzzy, or are ya just happy to see me? ;-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

17. Grotto keeper!

THAT IS YOUR JOB ALWAYS

[short bus president]

18. Is that anything like cryptkeeper?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

20. ahhh!

i'm scared

:scared:

[frictionlessO]

19. forget about what all these others say!

you are a stinky smelly hermit philosopher! You are a garbage guru of the greenest order! You spew rants that when deciphered provide the keys to immortal hedonism... all that dont realize this and follow you are doomed to repeat their sorry ass lifes over and over again.

[short bus president]

28. It looks like most people are opting for stinky hermit philosopher.

I could live with that. What are the sponsorship prospects like?

[frictionlessO]

34. well first you need a bowl and either a cave or cardboard box

then you go out somewhere and start doing your thing!
eventually someone will either take pity on you or become enlightened and put rice or cash in your bowl...

the bowl is essential... without it yer nothin'!

[WMliberal]

22. Alchemist

There are so few nowadays.

[short bus president]

29. Heh - I can do it, easy.

You give me a million gallons of gladschlager, and a couple of months, and I'll give you some gold, and possibly some alcoholic hepatitis.

[WMliberal]

47. hmm, if only we could hack DU and unleash Grovelbot!

We'd have the funds in no time.

[Amaya]

24. A model for the International Male Catalog

:)

[short bus president]

30. I wonder if I even meet

their definition of the word "male." I KNOW I ain't international...

;-)

[Kire]

26. you are going to hire me to post messages on DU all day

The salary is negotiable, but I must have benefits!

[short bus president]

31. Have you been reading my

subliminable DUmails to Skinner?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

27. I'll take "my boy toy" for 200, Alex.

:P

[short bus president]

32. Tell me what it pays,

and exactly what Alex is doin' there, and we'll talk...

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

38. 200 - it pays, 200 - didn't you read my post?

jeez - You want more?

[short bus president]

41. Depends.

What's Alex's cut?

I'm jealous.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

43. I'm offering myself up to you and you're

jealous of Alex? Mmmmh - where's Zorro when you need him?

[short bus president]

46. Wait a damn minute!

Zorro's gonna be there, too?!? I'm charging you triple.

[FuzzySlippers]

35. Hi JJ!

:hi: Definitely gigolo material, dontcha think?

[JimmyJazz]

36. Um...erm...um...

yes, but of course! And I shall call him, "Studmuffin." :7

[FuzzySlippers]

37. We'll get him a whole wardrobe

from International Male Catalog.:D

[JimmyJazz]

40. You can get him the new wardrobe, I'll

just get him nekkid :7


Sorry - in a mood - three straight days with repuke relatives!

[short bus president]

42. There's a fee for bodily damage!

Just be aware before you go bruising the produce. :P

[JimmyJazz]

44. I want to edit my post to indicate that Mr SBP has more than enough

in his boxers to satisfy many women in a single bound, and that he is a major dude.

Locking in 3....2....1.....

[short bus president]

48. no more than I'm worth.

:P

[JimmyJazz]

49. I'm sorry , do you have change for a quarter?

:P

[FuzzySlippers]

58. You mean he can satisfy more than one at a time?

Ummmm......how exactly does that work?

[short bus president]

61. Why, thank you!

What sweet things to say, completely undared to do so and all!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

63. You forgot the little *cough-cough* thingy

:7

But I do love you! :loveya:

[short bus president]

64. Hey now, this is the Lounge,

not the "naughty nurse giving me a physical" fantasy. And you forgot to say "turn yer head."

:P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

33. You should be my Cabana Boy.

I take my margaritas on the rocks with salt.

[short bus president]

39. Benefits?

And do you mind if yer Cabana PERSON ( :P ) Lounge-stalks you?

Oh, and :hi: Hi mom!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

45. You have subtlety mastered, don'tcha?

Stalking is a major benefit. Oh, and an excellent vision plan.

[short bus president]

50. Ooh! That's good.

I've been wanting to get the laser eye zappping thing done. Worn glasses for 15 years now... would be nice to be able to ditch 'em.

And yes, I AM subtle, thank you! WINK! WINK!

:P

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

52. But, I prefer my Cabana Boys be-goggled.

Kinda Clark Kent-y. Like Dean Cain Clark Kent-y... mmmm

[short bus president]

54. Erm... Yer gonna need a LOT of margaritas

to make that kinda leap between what's goin' in yer eyeballs and what yer brain thinks yer seein'. I can do a mean George Costanza, tho...

;-)

[gollygee]

51. Chicken McNugget

That is, if you're smart enough.

:D

[fluffernutter]

53. ordained minister.

:P it's so YOU.

[short bus president]

56. Church of the Scavery Bastard?

I kinda like it. ;-)

[fluffernutter]

59. me too, it's simply cromulent!

or you could always be a door-to-door bong salesman. we could always use one of those.

[FuzzySlippers]

55. Woo Hoo!

Gigolo is ahead!

[liberalhistorian]

57. Well, I voted for Gigolo,

and I will help you kick off your new career in grand style by volunteering to be your first client! :evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce:

[short bus president]

62. Volunteering... interesting choice of words.

I get the impression maybe you don't completely understand how the whole gigolo thing works...

;-)

[liberalhistorian]

65. Oh, by

volunteering, I didn't mean I wouldn't pay you, I just meant I'd help get things started with your new career!

[short bus president]

66. Nice!

Endorsements!

:D

[FuzzySlippers]

67. You should give out free samples to get your career

off the ground. We could then give testimonials.

[short bus president]

68. Do I hear

volunteer #2???



GIGGITY!

[NNadir]

60. How about "decision maker?" Nahhhhh... (eom)