WWJD thong

[Turn CO Blue]

The Landover Baptist Store
is selling "What Would Jesus Do?" Thongs (totally legit!)

<http://www.cafepress.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=landover.3682427>

A tiny little white thong with a pic of Jesus right on the...er, front.

This is the best part! The site actually says:
"No Christian lady should be without this product. Offering pure protection from pesky penises!"

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This is likely my first locked thread!

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Hey that would be good contraceptive....

the guys would get down there and see Jesus staring back, I'm sure that would scare the crap of them! :evilgrin:

[Fenris]

3. It wouldn't scare me.

Atheism is fun!:evilgrin:

[Turn CO Blue]

4. Yeah, I'm sure it sort of well...deflates the mood! n/t

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. I got that as a joke gift for a friend's bachelorette party

it went over really well up here in Heathenland! :evilgrin:

[coloradodem2005]

5. There is something perverse about this.

n/t

[Turn CO Blue]

8. I think it's the hypocrisy of it all...

on so many levels...

-the commercialism
-the scanty panty aspect mixed with the dogmatic disapproval of all things sexual
-the WWJD message mixed with a cheesy pic of the Lord

[coloradodem2005]

13. Bingo!

You completely hit the nail right on the head. :)

[Texasgal]

6. ROFL!

"pesky Penises"? OMG! I am fucking rolling! That's funny as shit!

[CO Liberal]

7. Those Darn Pesky Penises!!!

Always popping up where they're least expected.....

(Now this thread is definitely gonna get locked...)

[Turn CO Blue]

9. I love that phrase...darned pesky penises

19 years into a happy, pleasant marriage - there ain't nothing pesky about it at our age...but I digress.

Anyway, if they're so pesky, why is she wearing a "thong"? Having those is a "mexxed missage" kind of thing, you know!

[claudiajean]

10. Erm...maybe this is obvious, but, y'all know that LBC is a satire?

Landover Baptist Church is a leftie satirical website poking fun at super-christian mega churches such as seen on the Praise the Lord Channel.

:hi:

[Turn CO Blue]

12. Yep. I like their line of stuff

that says: Get your ASS to church!

That just makes me chuckle!

[goodbody]

11. Jesus products: from the crech to the crotch

Oiy

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. Landover Baptist is one of my favorite internet sites

Lots of really funny stuff there.

But that thong is one of the funniest things on that site.

[Beer Snob-50]

15. those damn pesky penises!!

except if they wear WWJD condums.