Can you change your pants in the middle of sex?

Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:39 PM
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Can you change your pants in the middle of sex?

I've had a few partners look at me oddly when I want to change from the jester costume to the cowboy outfit in the middle of a lovemaking session.

Are they the wierd ones? Or are they just... You know.

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CO Liberal

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:40 PM
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1. Usually....

I go from what I'm wearing to nothing.

:shrug:

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:43 PM
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5. You don't wear costumes?????

Damn, you are strange!

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brainshrub

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:40 PM
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2. Maybe I'm old-fashioned

Edited on Tue Dec-28-04 10:41 PM by brainshrub

but I usualy have my pants off when I'm having sex. (Or at least around my knees.)

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Skink

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:41 PM
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3. Sometimes..

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NightTrain

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:43 PM
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4. Change them into what?

:shrug:

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kodi

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:43 PM
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6. its the major reason i don't wear my clown shoes while engaged in coitus

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Skink

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:44 PM
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8. He didn't say anything about changing your clown shoes..

:beer:

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:46 PM
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9. LOL!!!! That is funny!

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vpigrad

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:43 PM
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7. Sigh

What is wrong with you people tonight? Is it a full moon?

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:47 PM
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10. Have you ever danced with the devil in the full moonlight?

(What movie is that from?)

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hickman1937

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:49 PM
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11. Batman!

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:52 PM
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13. Gawd, yes! How could I forget that!

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justa

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:52 PM
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14. Jack Nickloson in Batman

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Maddy McCall

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:49 PM
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12. They are weird. Why aren't they changing from the bunny suit to the...

Wonder Woman outfit while you are changing your outfits? Damn, what kind of freaks are you having sex with?

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Tue Dec-28-04 11:01 PM
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17. THAT is the question I keep asking myself.

I really like the lasso thingie.

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ldf

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:54 PM
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15. absolutely

according to the offical Ken Starr list of sexual practices that other people participate in but he can only dream about.

i mean, if the big dawg was having sex, then so was monica, 'cause everyone knows that just one person can't have sex by themselves.

so as long as YOU are the one giving the blowjob, YOU can change your pants while "having sex".

and it only took 80 to 100 million to get that little technicality formalized into the congressional record so generations and generations of young (and maybe some old) americans could reference what is and is not sex.

so there.

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mitchum

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Tue Dec-28-04 10:56 PM
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16. Sometimes I HAVE to...

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SarahB

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Tue Dec-28-04 11:02 PM
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18. Nope

I've taken off my bra in the middle of it though. :shrug:

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Contrary1

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Tue Dec-28-04 11:22 PM
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19. I would have

to be awake to do that...

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edzontar__

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Tue Dec-28-04 11:24 PM
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20. I usually trade my partner

my cowboy suit for his football suit about half-way through

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