Help me out of the 700 club. Ask me anything!

[tavalon]

I'll answer in between setting up my filing system. See the priorities here? ;)

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

1. What is the air-speed velocity of

a fully laden swallow?

[tavalon]

3. Crap

I know nothing about Monty Python. I know, I suck.

I know even less about physics, so I can't help ya there. :shrug:

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

5. Well then,

shrubya is a mental pygmy.

Agree or disagree?

[tavalon]

7. Agree wholeheartedly

I'm from Austin, Texas. We, in Austin, have known that for a lot longer than the rest of the country. We really didn't mean to let the idiot escape.

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

9. Not really your fault

An extremely well-funded primary campaign and a wink and a nod from his unholy brother , not to mention the complicity of the Supreme Court is what did it...

Having said that, would you please take him back?

[tavalon]

11. We're trying!

Really, really hard. We actually want to send him to Huntsville.

[Neoma]

2. do you usually wink to strangers?

;)

[tavalon]

Usually? No

Sometimes, yes.

[chicagojoe]

4. Can I get out of that club, too?

[tavalon]

6. We're even, right now, you and I

or is that you and me?

[bettyellen]

8. favorite brownie?

[tavalon]

10. I have Celiac Sprue

So Pamela's Ultimate Chocolate Decadence Brownie mix - it's Gluten Free and really, really good.

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

12. Please describe for us

the typical Texan GWB voter...

[tavalon]

13. I don't know any

I live in Austin and being a pagan-poly-perv, I keep to my own groups. We are 100% democrat or green or socialist. I could guess, but it would just show my prejudice, ya know?

[Neoma]

14. have you ever watched Red Vs. Blue ?

[tavalon]

17. Is that, like, on TV?

I don't have a TV, so unless I've been told it's a good series and can find it on DVD, then I haven't seen it. I've also been spared Survivor and The Apprentice by not watching TV. I think I'm currently ahead.

[Neoma]

23. no not on tv

http://www.redvsblue.com/home.php

unless you buy the dvds

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

15. Cowboys or Texans?

[tavalon]

18. Football?

No.

[qnr]

16. TP: Hang behind, or drape over the front?

[tavalon]

19. Over the front

which means I don't have a cat.

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

20. Have you read the Da Vinci Code?

I am in the midst of it now, and am really enjoying it...

[tavalon]

21. Nope

I tend towards political tomes and self help books. Of course, the Da Vinci Code might qualify as the first, eh?

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

22. How will you celebrate leaving the 700 Club?

[tavalon]

24. By attempting to get into the 1000 club

Then if I dare to mention something that might be less than complimentary to the Democratic Gods of the moment, I won't likely be banned or as easily ignored.

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

25. You are out!

As of your next post...Congrats...

How goes the filing system?

[tavalon]

26. I have ADD

Unfortunately, you fine folks are serving as my avoidance technique, so in answer, not so well. This has been much more fun!

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

27. Good night, Tavalon

or good morning as the case seems to be...

see you on down the road...

CONGRATS!!

[tavalon]

28. For me,

It's good afternoon. I'm a nightshifter. Good Night to you. Sleep well and we nightshifters will hold the fort.