I just dyed my mother's grand shoes! Ask me Anything!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Go ahead - ask me!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

1. You are soooo baaad.....

:evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. That may be true

it may not be

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

3. Oh, the drama is enough to feed an entire season of a faux reality show.

What should we call it?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Survivor - the anonymous web message board

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

6. Yeah, I see a correlation to the trucker woman on Survivor All-Stars...

Skinner, I been VIOLATED!! I want no part of this anymore!

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Hmmm...I always took you for a shoe man.

:hi:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Id kill for a nice pair of Steve Maddens right about now

[RandomKoolzip]

10. I've got a nice pair of Steve Maddens!

They're great for wading through carpets of blood.

[StopTheMorans]

8. what color? *thinks to self: it better not be tie-dye, damn hippies*

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Whatever. Anyways, I'm trying to change my major in college

ad Im halfway through the semester and last night I went to the emergency room and lied about my name. I ned (sic) hugs. God bless you all and peace.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. You want my advice?

[RandomKoolzip]

12. No, you're a damn liar and you are all stalking me

stop reading my posts at your gettogethers in Middletown!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. Listen - you should calm down

[RandomKoolzip]

14. All ia sked is if I should change my major in college because

I lied abiout my mother's maiden name in my college emergwency room while in cooking school today okay but now I need hugs because the same group of posters LOL! are attacking me jeez what other lies about me are you saying.

If you don't give me hugs because communists on the moon ate my silverware and I lied about your name in the emergency broom I will be forced to leave the Democrate party ok and another thing peace and hugs and be strong.

Oh and last thing my hip hurts an I just had a panic attack. Someone help me.

[redqueen]

15. You guys are scaring me.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. Ok - first lie down. Ask someone to get you some ice for your hip

Then get some help with your "issues"

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Im going to pretend to put you on ignore ow and oh no now my

chest hurts and I think I need to go to the doctor and lie about my name to him because I went to college and changed my major what do you guys think about my hip? Is it broken?

I'm not here to disrupt the board but I fell in love with a DUer look out for him. He thinks he is rich but he isnt and hes preying on vulnerable women but hesa n alcoholic please help i am dying.

So stop giving me advice and just listen. You are the one with "Issues!" you go from thread to thred looking for my posts LOL!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. Now come on. I want to help you but I think you'll just go and complain

about me on ATA

[RandomKoolzip]

22. you don't want to help Democrates never want to help

you just want to be nasty what else have I done your group lies about me LOL! Go to ATA they have nice planes. Now my other hip hurts and I can't feel my legs help me.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. Do you want me to call 911? What's your address?

Don't you live in that building where the gay jewish guy was killed? Where's that? I'll have help right there!

[RandomKoolzip]

24. I live in the building wher a man was murdered yes he was

a nice man and my building is by the lake I can see the water LOL! But you don't need to cal,l the emergency room and sens help because I lied anbout my name the last 45,953 times I was LOL! there so they don;t like me. I can't get a job if they know I was in the emergency room

Anyway, democrates are better than that eveil man Bush. peace and love and be good to eachother. Oh no, now a blood vessel burst in my forehead please help I am dying again.

You are a nasty group you don't like me but LOL! what have I ever done to you. I don't want advice I want hugs and support I was dating an alcoholic please help me.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. Ok ok - one last time - how can I help you?

I am losing my patience with you!

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Stop stealing my luggage at the airport for starters i am a chef.

All the Democrates out there thank you for your help. Uh oh. my left arm is numb and my jaw is locked.

Leave me alone!

[Wat_Tyler]

26. Hey. Aren't you the cordon-bleu chef who can't cook?

Whassamatter? Did you fall asleep again?

[RandomKoolzip]

28. You think its easy trying to cook in a high volume kitchen

while being attacked by invisible dwarves? I promise you I am not lying even though I lied about my name to my college admissions officer because I knew if he knew I took a clas fromhim before he wouldn't like me oh no I can't feel a pulse someone call 911.

I love all you true Democrates out there. You are better than the freepers. Love and peace and stop asking me for advice and stop talking about me LOL!

[jpgray]

19. Wait. Didn't I fuck you last weekend? (nt)

[RandomKoolzip]

20. DonG! Where have you been?!?

[jpgray]

21. Goddammit.

:D

[Forkboy]

27. You insensitive bastards!

:P

[Moderator]

30. Locking

For the inappropriateness of this thread.

DU Moderator