What celebrity does ChavezSpeaktheTruth resemble most?

[RandomKoolzip]

"Hi, I'm ChavezSpeakstheTruth and my favorite movie is Turner and Hooch. Wanna see my Star Trek: Babylon 5 action figures?


OH NO! WHERE'S MY INAHLER?!?!"

[JimmyJazz]

1. If that's Chavez, then who is this hottie?

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

:hi:

[DS1]

2. are those a pair of hands crawling up underneath his shirt?

Because that would explain the shit-eating grin anyway ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

6. Damn. You caught me.

Yes, those are my hands! Don't tell anyone though - it will be our little secret

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. If those are you hand - where's your..........

*runs away*

[JimmyJazz]

13. i wouldda told ya, but

you seem to have left :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

3. That's a picture of his brother, Doug.

The man is a serial bloviator.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. Oh you!

:loveya:

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Forget it, clown. You ain't gettin' none now.

RandomPoststheTruthaboutChavez'sLooks.

[JimmyJazz]

7. Erm...I think he meant ME! Those are my floaty hearts, dammit!

Shouldn't i be the one to decide? :P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. Yeah well you know this is the REAL Koolzip!

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Hey look! Chavez's 1988 yearbook photo, before the thyroid condition:

Jolly good, mate! Barmy bloke.

[Texasgal]

16. Is the second picture *really* You?

If it is...FUCK! I am in LOOOVE!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. That's me alright!

Sometimes I'm photogenic

[redqueen]

10. Can't get over the pecs in that pic.

Got any topless pics? ;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. I'll show you mine if you show me yours

[redqueen]

14. Check your PMs

:)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

17. oh. my. god.

[JimmyJazz]

20. Jeez - are you feelin' a bit twitchy????

:hi:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

22. "twitchy".... yeah, that's it!!

[pdx_prog]

21. I think that is a bartender down at Friday's...

[JVS]

15. That looks like a young Frederick Aloysius Poliwatski

Aka Ogre



I wish I could find the picture of ogre's initiation into the tri-lams, it looks a lot like the OP's picture

[pdx_prog]

19. I know who that is!

Isn't that the 7th Brady kid that they kept locked up in the attic? I think his name was Leonard Brady.....Illigitimate love child of Mike Brady and Alice.

[Cadence]

23. How come all this time I thought Chavez

was a girl? I guess I could have taken the time to click on the profile and see.

I gotta stop drinkin before I come on DU.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. That is the best compliment I ever got!

:thumbsup:

[Cadence]

25. Uh You're welcome? I thought that because

I usually agree with your posts so I guess I assumed you were female.....so either that's a compliment to you for being easy to relate to or a compliment to me that I am now relating more to the male mind. Let's both take it and have a drink. :toast:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. cheers