Have you been visited by Wowbagger, the Infinitely Prolonged?

[Liberal Veteran]

And if so...how did he insult you?

[zbdent]

1. Not only did he visit me, I took a summer course with him

He said I masturbated to "indirection" while in my car . . .

[AZCat]

2. Not yet...

I'm all the way down in the "P"s. He'll need to finish several more letters before insulting me.

[mcscajun]

3. Same here...I'm even further down in the alphabet...

...my reservation at Milliways might be ready before he gets to me.

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[AZCat]

5. Did you put your penny investment down?

You know Milliways can get expensive - the earlier you start saving, the better! After all, you don't want to have to write Hotblack Desatio's name on the check - there could be nasty consequences...

[mcscajun]

6. No problem...I'll do an "eat it and beat it"

and steal Hotblack's ship from the carpark. :)

[hfojvt]

4. ya, he said I was ugly and my mother dresses me funny

I told him that he should be called "Wowbagger stating the obvious." Then I asked him if that was his face, or if his neck threw up. Of course, he had heard that one before.