Fellow DU Men: Which ladies come on to you?

[Longgrain]

None unfortunatly...

I'm much more interested in the intellectual types my self, but i always seem to met them too late...

Most of the women in my area aren't too intelligent, and the one's that are, are usually way taken...

Sigh...

[brainshrub]

1. Women with bad teeth.

It's true. I'm not kidding. I don't know why. :shrug:

[jellybelly]

4. LOL!

maybe you're just too picky. Great copycat Longgrain.;-)

[brainshrub]

15. Seriously.

If I walk into a public place, the woman who looks like she could eat corn on the cob through a chain-link fence is the one who will want my number.

It's a running joke among my friends. I wish it would stop happening. I once posted on match.com that I want a women with good teeth, and I got TONS of hate mail from the female members. (And before you ask, no... none of them wanted to see me.)

[Prodemsouth]

2. Heavy set gals seem to be partial to me, even though I am not usally

as heavy as they are.

[Longgrain]

8. Me too

not really heavy-set I should say...jsut a little chubby, which I do like a little bit...

the last girl I met wasn't all that thin but she had a stunningly beautiful face...

[Prodemsouth]

9. I don't care for the real thin anorexic look either.

Girls do come up to me still not as frequently as in my late teens and twenties then I had no trouble at all. Not bragging just the facts.

[Longgrain]

12. Yeah I know...

I have never quited figured out what was so hot about a woman with no tits and the figure of a twelve-year-old boy.;)

[Prodemsouth]

24. Heh heh, a guy I worked with at a trade show was going gaga. for those

I told him he should go steal a book with patient pictures from a eating disorders clinic and stick it under his bed for long lonely nights.

[GOPisEvil]

3. None of them.

I don't have the kind of looks that gets that kind of attention.

I understand your post completely...boy, don't I!

But, you never know when things will change. :-)

[SOteric]

50. Do too.

:spank:

[Jack_Dawson]

5. Where do you live?

[Longgrain]

10. Who me?

North central Massachuseets...near the New Hampshire border...

Lots of quasi-rural industrial towns and lots of people with more fingers than teeth...

I still try to find the beauty in everything tho..

[GOPisEvil]

20. Dude...WAY off topic, but I like your photos.

I have an "architechtural decay" theme going on in my head for a B&W photo series. Now I just have to get the technical skills (I'm working on it). :silly:

[Longgrain]

34. Thanks...

I've been kind of getting into photography lately...

Off topic, there is a Photography group here at DU with some much better pictures than mine...

If you like urban decay here's a few more of my own...this is an old shut down amusement park near where i live...





And another one a little further away...

[HEyHEY]

6. Well, it's been awhile - but often I get loudmouth types

[Bok_Tukalo]

7. Strippers and women with a history of abuse

Don't know why and I don't find out till much later in the relationship.

It's very strange.

[nine23]

11. My two dogs, both female, only when they're hungry...

No need to discuss the rest. My partner of eight years basically ignores me, and I her...it all works...

[Longgrain]

18. LOL

The last bitch that kissed and scratched me was my little mutt Joy...

[politicaholic]

13. Control freaks just love the hell out of me.

I'm a complete free spirit and control freaks seem to really be attracted to that until they figure out that I will never do ANYTHING they tell me to do.

By then I usually am on my way.

[nine23]

17. Shit man, (politicaholic)...that's perfect.

[politicaholic]

22. I sort of looking for substance though...

wait a minute...no I'm not, never mind.

[nine23]

26. NO. NO. NO SUBSTANCE!!!!

You just killed the stone...

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Longgrain! I am appalled that you think of me as a none!!!!

...and after all we have been through.



(Poor Longgrain. He is the object of my stalking):evilgrin:

[Longgrain]

21. Oh sweetie

You know I haven't forgotten you...

After all we've been through indeed...

Here's a gift from me to you, only one other woman has one of these and, as you know, I've been cheating on her...

here you go, an authentic Long Grain Locket for you to wear around your neck and keep close to your heart...

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Oh, sigh, gosh, I don't know what to say!!!!!

[nine23]

25. Groovy pic, man....intense, yet...yet.. relaxed. Taken this century?

Mind's gotta know.

[Longgrain]

32. You seem to be relatively new to DU my friend...

This pic has been posted about 101 times here already. Sorry if you missed it...

I suppose a 202nd time won't hurt...

For Midlodemocrat :P

[KoKo]

16. Maybe you guys need to look for the ones who "don't come on to you?"

The ones who look but don't ask or put themselves forward...but maybe they are just unappealing...or you don't have the will to make the "effort?" :shrug:

[politicaholic]

27. Effort...interesting tactic, but that takes away from valued drinking time

I can try that though.

[Aristus]

19. There have been more of them since I got married.

Usually tall, willowy women who look good in a tight pair of jeans. Well groomed, intelligent. It's kind of flattering.

Hmm... when I was single, you'd think I was radioactive... :eyes:

[sakabatou]

28. The same Longgrain

Most girls see me as just a friend, or something they can use and then through away (because my peers see me as a genious in some areas).

[Longgrain]

35. Shit, I can't tell you how many time I've been given the

"Just a friend" line.

Truthfully, most of my friends are female...I just seem to be more comfortable talking to women then men most of the time...

Women apparently like me, but they seem to want to take it any further...

[jellybelly]

37. cutting the thread..

I can't read the pm...how do I send you one?...stupid newbie:cry:

[Longgrain]

48. Post script

I know that you've found it already but you should know

The only stupid Newbie is one who gives up...

You're doing great kid...:pals:

[bikebloke]

29. Europeans and Aussies, if they fancy me

Especially if I'm not catching their signals, then they come right out and let me know. How nice, because many of them have been nice. With americans, it seems all games, gold digging and playing to some made-for-tv script. Not to say that all american women are like that, particularily here in DU-land. Just one bloke's history.

[RandomKoolzip]

30. Financially strapped women with good taste in music and drug problems.....

Subsatnce abusers dig me, even though I don't do any drugs anymore.

[artv28]

31. Tomboys

...but I guess that's expected if you play a lot of co-ed softball

[nine23]

33. Mmmmm...tomboys...

[WindRavenX]

36. awww Longgrain...

...if you were in Boston, *this* chicka would be all over ya! :evilgrin: :hi:

[Longgrain]

40. I think I've seen your face before...

on the Boston Common... If I remember correctly, you were quite the cutie, much like this guy...

[WindRavenX]

42. well

I don't have a tail. Or fur.
Or claws.
Or eat nuts.
Other than that, yeah, um, I look *exactly* like that squirrel :P

[Longgrain]

49. I knew you'd remember me...

and, yep, that's you in the pic...

Tho i thought you were much cuter than the squirrel..

[DS1]

38. All types, really

dumb ones, smart ones, blonde ones, pink haired ones, thin ones, thick ones, short ones, tall ones.

...but they do all have something in common

:-) they don't stand a chance

[JimmyJazz]

41. Oh DS1 - have I told you lately that I am TOTALLY in love with you????

I must confess here and now! Do you love me, too? :P

[DS1]

44. Whatever it takes, baby

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

46. Yeah! I like a man who's easy!

[SOteric]

52. Excellent taste?

;-)

[johnnie]

39. Unfortunately

The only ones who seem to like me are my friends wives and girlfriends. Not that they "come on" to me, but they at least talk to me..lol.
I think I scare women away.

[jdots]

43. Are you talking about Earth women ?

So far only the dangerously exotic types like Maggy Thatcher or Ann(sex change) Coulter. Condi Rice wants to have my love child , then theres Babs Bush who i had to get a restraining order for.

[NewJeffCT]

45. not that I complained before

But, for some reason, when I was in my 20s & early 30s, I seemed to attract a lot of non-white women (I'm white) - it didn't matter if the woman was black, Hispanic, Asian, etc. For some reason, I seemed to do very well with non-white women (my wife is Chinese, by the way)

But, also, since I'm generally fairly quiet & laid back, I've tended to attract outgoing & intense women of all sorts.

[Arkana]

47. Um, none?

Does that count?

[StopTheMorans]

51. depends how drunk i am

;)

[samplegirl]

56. and all the bad pick up lines

to boot! Those were under turn-offs!!! lol

[personman]

53. I'm 24

and the only women interested in me are either 12 or 60 hehe I think god is playing a joke on me. Course I'm also a wuss around women I'm attracted to so that probably doesn't help.

-personman

[Longgrain]

54. I think i know what you mean personman...

When i was 16, the only woman I could really talk to, and understood me were in the 30-40 range...

Either way...welcome to DU personman...:hi:

[personman]

55. Thank you kindly

:)