I think that the only reason we die

[Rabrrrrrr]

is because we accept it as an inevitability.

[Gothic Sponge]

1. What if we are hit by a car?

[AlienGirl]

2. I think there's a leprechaun in my bathtub

[MercutioATC]

6. THAT'S where he went.

I want him back!

[AlienGirl]

7. You can have him back!

He keeps leaving hair in the drain!

[MercutioATC]

9. Are you sure it's HIS hair??

;)

[AlienGirl]

11. What...are...you...trying...to...say?

Is he in there with someone?!

Naughty leprechaun!

[MercutioATC]

14. Well, who's shower is it?

Are you showering with a leprechaun?

C'mon...you can tell me...


:evilgrin:

[AlienGirl]

17. Not me!

I've been showering with the Velociraptor of Cuteness!

[MercutioATC]

19. Oh! So you're admitting to a leprechaun shower threesome?

...this just gets better and better!

[AlienGirl]

22. No, no! This was *before* the leprechaun!

[MercutioATC]

23. Hmmm...I have my doubts....

I'll just ask the leprechaun when he comes back home...

[AlienGirl]

24. He's drinkin' all my beer! Get him out of here!

[MercutioATC]

25. Maybe it's a different leprechaun...

...mine insists on Irish whiskey.

[AlienGirl]

26. Don't needlessly multiply leprechauns!

Use Occam's razor at once!

[MercutioATC]

27. Maybe Occam's razor is the source of the hair....

:shrug:

[AlienGirl]

31. That must be it! Occam's been shaving in the tub!

[MercutioATC]

37. Well, that's the simplest solution...

;)

[Lydia Leftcoast]

3. Well, there is the anecdote about the 100-year-old man who

is asked for the secret of long life, and his answer is, "Don't forget to keep breathing."

:shrug:

[Solon]

5. That is actually sound advice, in a snarky way I'm sure...

course at 100 years old, I'd be an ass myself, would have earned it too :evilgrin:

[Kire]

4. or we don't accept Jesus as the Christ

or so I've heard

[NuttyFluffers]

36. Mary Baxter Eddy, Christian Science.

you die from lack of faith in Jesus Christ. sickness also comes from lack of faith, supposedly.

if you have enough faith in Jesus, you can be immortal on earth.


She still died.

probably had a moment of doubt :evilgrin:

[rawtribe]

8. We die of boredom

[FuzzySlippers]

10. Who is that by?

[AlienGirl]

12. Isn't it interesting?

It looks like all those people are being caught unawares by the flash of a nuclear bomb.

Tucker

[rawtribe]

15. Griebel, Die Internationale, 1930, Germany

N/T

[AlienGirl]

18. Why does it make me think of nuclear war?

[juliagoolia]

13. I've heard that before

In fact there was a guy that planned on proving it, but said that he must have seen too much to not believe it.

Who knows.... I sure as heck don't but Mr. Filmore thought he knew.

[EC]

16. it is

we were suppose to be fertilizer....but for some reason we encase ourselves in wooden boxes and do the earth little good...so as we destroy the earth...so we do in death.

[PartyPooper]

20. Rather, I think it's because some of us don't like Thomas Kinkade!

Ya' know, the American "Painter of Light"! Karma will get ya' every time!

:evilgrin:

http://www.thomaskinkade.com

:hi:

[DemBones DemBones]

29. That charlatan!

:puke:

[Lady Effingbroke]

21. Ah ain't a dyin'! Ah's a gittin' raptored!

Ah even got me one a them raptor-ready cookin' books, with 100% Jeebus-blessid reseepees, curtusy o' Beverly LaHaye, Macel Falwell, an' Shirley Dobson - fahn Gawd-fearin' wimmin, all.

Raptor-Ready Cookin Book

:crazy:

[FuzzySlippers]

28. But you're not in the 700 Club anymore.

How can that be be? You're among us unrepentant, hell-fire bound DUers again.

[Lady Effingbroke]

30. Praise Jeebus, ah have made it through the 700 club!

And am glad to be forever among the hell-boud heathens of DU - lots of good company here! :toast:

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. You're going to be eaten by dinosaurs? Or do you mean raptured?

:P

[LSdemocrat]

32. Do you think I'll ever find someone?

[CanuckAmok]

33. Dude, are you kidding?! You're...great.

You know, I wasn't hungry when I came in here... but now...

[Rabrrrrrr]

34. LOL

Actually, once you've feng shuied the organs...

[BigMcLargehuge]

38. I am stunned

that no one has remarked yet that this is a family guy quote yet.

[Rabrrrrrr]

40. Actually, LSDemocrat and CanuckAmuck did

:-)

:hi: BigMcLargehuge!

[amazona]

39. clearly this is not the case

Many species of animals are not of the cognitive level to "accept death as an inevitability" and they all die even as we do.

Well I guess in theory amoebas never die, they just kept splitting.