Ladies and Germs, I give you "My Pet Goat....

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lost in Midland" The most talked about sequel is coming to a paperback stand near you. "How"? you say can the author top the originals perfection? HaHa to you fool. In this "to hot to handle" version, the goat shacks up with, drum roll, a same sex goat! Talk about eating anything. And to ruin it for everyone, the goat runs for office, and loses. But with the help of Murdock the warthog, and Scaife the two headed snake, goat takes office when the unfortunate winner has an accident involving a severed head.

Damn, how clever.