Okay, I must have this (DU cooks will find this of interest).

[Shakespeare]

http://www.cafepress.com/mypa.14654437

Can't get the picture to link, but it's perfect for any of us who are feeling a little angry over the "election."

[Lavender Brown]

1. If you're that angry, you shouldn't be near a stove.

:nuke: ;)

[havocmom]

3. Good point. Better to get an apron like my bro has

Blow the cook

Was really funny when he answered the door with that on and it was the little old lady from next door with a plate of cookies to offer for our Thanksgiving...

[Lavender Brown]

4. Ha

:D

[Shakespeare]

7. Nah, I just find myself cooking lots of hot/spicy food!

Wonderful way to channel the anger. :7

[MercutioATC]

2. You have a family outing planned?

Seriously funny, but not for use around children...

[dr.strangelove]

5. Hey, what about Oregon and Washington?

Don't lump Or and WA in with the rest of the a-holes.
Oh well, it is a great apron. I'm gonna have to gt me one of those.

[Left Is Write]

6. I'm not sure we should

"fuck Ohio" either...after all, there are many who believe Kerry WON Ohio.

But still, it's a good apron. This country IS pretty scary these days.

[Shakespeare]

9. Noooo...it's just meant to be funny!

We ALL know it's a little more complicated than the apron's rant would indicate.

That rant, by the way, sounds EXACTLY like my husband! (in fact, I got the link from my sister, who forwarded with the message "this sounds like (your husband)!"

[Left Is Write]

10. Oh I know, and it is.

I'm just a little sensitive about Ohio...and if I think much more about it I'll go off on a rant of my own! :crazy:

My husband and I are constantly ranting and mumbling and cursing about the freeper-types and other Repubs surrounding us everywhere we go. I think he'd get a kick out of the apron.

[dr.strangelove]

11. Me too

I'm a little protective of Oregon. I plan to place the capitol of our new nation in Portland (the nation that goes up the left coast through Canada and into the NE).

[LisaM]

8. I live in Washington - I can't wear that!!!

Otherwise, I quite agree.