Damnit I want booze and all I got is milk and juice

[JohnKleeb]

[NYC]

1. Combine the two; shake it up.

Then use your imagination.

Sorry. If you come over here, I have champagne. :party:

[JohnKleeb]

5. Its in those damn capri sun boxes, you know the ones that suck big time

[NYC]

18. I never had one of those. I'm fortunate.

Pour it into one of those old fashioned cocktail shakers. Pour in the (can you imagine?) milk, put on the lid, shake like a maniac.

Actually, if I were you, I would just stick to the fruit juice in the Capri sun box. Pretend you have added champagne, and it is a "mimosa". Mimosas are okay.

Do your best. Creativity and imagination are valuable traits. Develop your skills now. Imagine you have a mimosa. :party: :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

26. its just those things are really hard to use heh, they're annoying

[NYC]

29. If it's anything like a childproof medicine bottle,

use a tool. Childproof bottle, one arm functioning, either use a sledgehammer or step on it.

"Easy open" juice box? I suggest a hacksaw.

You can do it, John, you can do it! Get out the toolbox.

[JohnKleeb]

33. hah its just theres major spillege anytime I try to put the stuff in a

glass. You know what else is a downer, my damn younger brother has all the sparkling cider so I can't chug anything either, god how I love chugging and there's no mouth wash either.

[NYC]

38. Time to talk to your younger brother.

Be nice. Compliment him. Offer him some of that Capri in a box stuff. Perhaps he will offer sparkling cider in exchange. :)

[JohnKleeb]

39. He already drank all of it, and hes impossible to deal with

[NYC]

42. If he already drank all of it,

what's the point of dealing with him at all? Your opportunity has been missed.

Meanwhile, I suggest you go to that party tomorrow. If you don't like it, then go home early.

[JohnKleeb]

43. I will likely, I just gotta call my friend

[JimmyJazz]

2. and a hug from me.

:hug:

Sorry love, but you need a few more birthdays before you get the stolis from me.

[JohnKleeb]

6. ahh I hope theres booze at the place where I am gonna be staying

for the coronation.

[nickgutierrez]

3. Milk? MILK???

That's the best you can do?

[JohnKleeb]

8. It goes great with these candy mints!

[nickgutierrez]

11. You're miserable, aren't you?

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

12. Yes, I am

No one invited me to any party tommorow night, and the only one I have a chance of going to, I have no desire to go to really, because I just know the guys are gonna make me the butt of every joke, so why bother, and I don't know if there are gonna be any Catholic School Girl cuties there or not, ahh well, I'll call someone in the morning or afternoon.

[nickgutierrez]

16. Screw them.

Just wait until you get to college.

But for now, that's all I'm saying.

[JohnKleeb]

21. Community College too?

I have to do that before I go to a four year school.

[nickgutierrez]

23. Yes.

Maybe.

Hell, I don't know.

[JohnKleeb]

25. Its just damnit

I am so damn shy, hardly ever invited anywhere fun, ahh well, sure things will get better.

[nickgutierrez]

28. Yep -- I'm the same way.

You learn how to deal with it after a while.

[JohnKleeb]

35. I just hate being introverted

I wish I were more extroverted but I am not.

[fujiyama]

44. Hey

if ya want you can join me and a couple buddies tomorrow night.

You could probably make it to MI in about 15 hours...but you'd better leave now.

[JohnKleeb]

45. Hah thanks but I don't drive

Ive never been to Michigan.

[fujiyama]

46. You're a bad kid Mr. Kleeb!

Not even old enough to be driving, and you're drinking?

:spank:

[JohnKleeb]

47. Hey, its part of my culture

Actually I am old enough to drive, I just don't drive by choice.

[fujiyama]

48. It's all good

I don't blame ya. I avoid driving when possible, but if I don't drive, I don't get around...The last few days were a pain in the ass because my car was in the shop getting fixed...

[JohnKleeb]

49. Yeah, when I graduate HS and after a year or so of comm college

and by some miracle, they let me in to GWU, I'll be living in DC I hope.

[fujiyama]

50. DC is cool

Fortunately they have decent public transporation and you can get by OK without a car.

Good luck with GW. Make sure to keep those grades up at the community college. God, speaking of grades, I just had the worst semester ever...and failed a class. Argggh!

[JohnKleeb]

52. I gotta get to work on my grades

Yeah, I was in DC two weeks back at the Russell Building for something and I made my way from my home metro stop to the Metro Center and on to Union Station, and on to my destination perfectly.

[democracyindanger]

4. Leave the milk out for a couple days.

[JohnKleeb]

10. eww sour milk, well ok, maybe after i finish the mints

[democracyindanger]

17. It's called 'fermenting.'

:P

[JohnKleeb]

22. mmmmmmm ferment

[Placebo]

7. Pity I'm not there...

I've got multiple bottles of Stoli. I've already cracked one open and am enjoying a neverending stream of screwdrivers and occasional gulps straight from the bottle. YUM. :beer:

[JohnKleeb]

9. Sounds good

I have a hard time getting access to booze for one primary reason.

[FuzzySlippers]

13. Dammit! I want milk and juice

but all I've got is booze.

[JohnKleeb]

14. Hah I'd trade you but

That booze may tempt a certain recovering alcoholic.

[FuzzySlippers]

15. Who? You?

Not even 18 yet and already a recovering alcoholic?

[JohnKleeb]

19. nope

my dad.

[name not needed]

20. Somebody get him a bottle of Molinari!

Get one for me, too!

:P

[JohnKleeb]

24. Whats Molinari?

It sounds Italian, you know I was told that Apple Smirnoff was nice, I like apple stuff, like I like watermelon stuff.

[name not needed]

27. Sambuca

Basically, it's an Italian liqueur made from elderberries, and flavored with licorice.

[JohnKleeb]

30. Sambuca is what?

[name not needed]

32. Read the post again

I edited it, cause I forgot to add in what it is

[JohnKleeb]

34. That sounds lovely

[qnr]

36. Fun :)

http://www.efd.lth.se/~d94tn/sambuca.html

I remember when I was in the Coast Guard, I was in Naples, Italy, playing a game of Risk with five sailors. We had six bottles of of sambuca. A little while into the game, we were hiring out mercenary armies (for real cash), and doing up written treaties.

Edit: added (for real cash)

[JohnKleeb]

37. ooh fun

:) that sounds graet.

[qnr]

31. Whooo! Light or dark. Or Ouzo or Pisco in a pinch. n/t

[bettyellen]

40. if you let them ferment, you'll have cheese and (sorta) wine! eom

[JohnKleeb]

41. hah alas there are other people who live here but yeah I See

[jonnyblitz]

51. Kleeb you aren't even 16 yet...stop it!!

:spank:

[JohnKleeb]

53. Dude!

Do you know any 15 year old seniors?

[jonnyblitz]

54. wow you grew up since i saw you last!

time...she sure does fly... :crazy:

[JohnKleeb]

55. Dude I was 16 when I saw you last

and the first time too. You forget how old I am alot :). I turned 17 this past July.

[jonnyblitz]

56. my short term memory sometimes fails me..sorry

:smoke: