OK, the new aquarium guy is HOT and flirty!

[Not_Giving_Up]

Somebody slap me and remind me that I'm married!

We just switched companies, and this won't be our normal guy (he's freshwater, we have a saltwater tank), but oh damn!

[BlueJazz]

1. I know the Guy you're talking about.

He has a wife...a Mistress...plus he beats his daughter's little Kittens every night. He may be Hot-looking but I, for one, would be appalled even to speak to this POS.


Feel Better?? :)

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. ACK!

Why would you tell me a thing like that?

He's sooooo cute though!

[DS1]

5. That's not true

He beats his daughter with his daughter's kittens.

[Not_Giving_Up]

6. Awww....that's mean!

[DS1]

8. So is the Eye or Sauron photoshopped onto a kitten

:eyes:

[cornermouse]

2. He's a neo-con, Limbaugh listening, Bush worshipping rightwing republican?

He'd make you listen to Limbaugh, Dornan, and all the rest of them...

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. OK, that's painful

[Bronco69]

7. I have the same guy...

I hear he is no stranger to the free clinic if'n ya know what I mean. :-)

[Not_Giving_Up]

9. ROTFLMAO

Oh, that is bad, that is very, very, bad!

[Beer Snob-50]

10. I have the same guy

and he hit on me! Cute butt but not my type.

[Not_Giving_Up]

13. That's just wrong

This guy shook my hand SIX times in the short time that he was here

[Beer Snob-50]

18. he tried shaking more than that on me

but we won't go there due to getting locked!

[Fleshdancer]

21. Are you missing any rings???

[Not_Giving_Up]

22. I don't wear rings

I did wear my wedding ring, when I had it, but we split up once, and he hocked it...never to be seen again!

[Fleshdancer]

23. well since that's the case...I say get the aquarium guy!

okay, so you shouldn't, but damn! He hocked your wedding ring? I'm sorry to hear that.

[Not_Giving_Up]

24. Oh, that was years ago

We've developed many more issues since then!

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. You have a guy come in for your home aquarium?

Cool.

By the way, I hear that he likes to travel into downtown late at night and pay for sex from twinks.

[Not_Giving_Up]

12. I wish I was that affluent!

No, this is at work

Although, I'd like to have somebody come and clean the cat boxes at home for me!

[jonnyblitz]

14. yeah, a hot and flirty cat box cleaner would be interesting!

:P

[Not_Giving_Up]

15. Hey, the catbox cleaner wouldn't have to be hot and flirty

Just as long as he could stand the ammonia. What is it about cat pee? I have three cats, two boxes, it's a daily chore.

[jonnyblitz]

16. 3 cats, 3 boxes here

the more boxes you have, the more they pee and poo it seems!!i hear ya about the ammonia!!

[Not_Giving_Up]

17. I had three boxes

Knocked it down to two after Dora got fixed and went indoor/outdoor

[Left Is Write]

19. SLAP!

You're married!


(There. Did that help? No? Didn't think it would. ;) )

[Not_Giving_Up]

20. No, not really

I went home at lunch time...Husband sleeping on couch (permanent fixture)...barely wakes up and asks "What are you doing home?" Umm...Duh! It's lunch time! Go back to sleep dear.

Aquarium guy?? Where are you???

[steely]

25. On the other hand, there's a lot to be said for freshwater tanks.

jus' kiddin' :-)

[Not_Giving_Up]

26. We have half the cast from Finding Nemo

Every kid that came in with parents buying xmas trees screamed "Nemo!"...and Dori, and Bubbles, and the star fish, and the puffer...I had one kid ask me where Gil was. Sorry kid, no Gil.

[Not_Giving_Up]

27. Oh Aquarium Guy!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you??????????

Somebody stop me!