My boyfriend is the world's greatest crook!!

anonymousdemocrat

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Fri Dec-31-04 01:35 PM
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My boyfriend is the world's greatest crook!!

He stole anchovies from Safeway for his pizza...

... And GOT AWAY WITH IT!!

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Art_from_Ark

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Fri Dec-31-04 01:49 PM
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1. So do you want a medal for that

or a nose to pin it on?

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anonymousdemocrat

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Fri Dec-31-04 01:52 PM
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2. Hm

I want a medal for my copycat skills...

bf should have an arrest warrant...

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vpigrad

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:06 PM
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3. If I caught someone stealing anchovies...

I'd just sadly shake my head and let the guy go.

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CO Liberal

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:07 PM
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4. Hardly - Bush Stole Two Elections!!!!

:-)

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anonymousdemocrat

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:08 PM
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6. Yeah, but he let people do that for them

Hell, if the bf had the kind of help GWB had, he could have all of Safeway in a storm cellar under his garage by now...

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Tweed

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:08 PM
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5. This has locked copycat thread all over it

Just wait and see

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anonymousdemocrat

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:09 PM
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8. Why this one, and not eight million others?

OH, because it advocates stealing....

hey, I'm just SAYIN', not advocating....

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CO Liberal

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:08 PM
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7. Ya Know What Is The Most Shoplifted Item Of All?

Preparation H. People (especially seniors) are ashamed to admit they need the stuff.

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anonymousdemocrat

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:10 PM
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10. I imagine laxatives, also

and condoms, by teenagers

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name not needed

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:14 PM
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14. Small size condoms by people of any age

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anonymousdemocrat

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:33 PM
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18. You must have personal experience in this matter?

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name not needed

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:35 PM
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19. This calls for a donut holding contest!

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anonymousdemocrat

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:36 PM
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21. I'm not a boy!

a bi-girl w/a rainbow flag, ya see....

:hi:

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CO Liberal

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:35 PM
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20. In a Way

I was told that by the security guy when I worked in a Kmart.

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RebelOne

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:09 PM
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9. I really don't think that is anything to be proud of. n/t

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anonymousdemocrat

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:10 PM
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11. You're right.

He is a very bad person, and should be punished.

...I will do that tonight.

:evilgrin:

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RebelOne

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:14 PM
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13. Oops, I take it back. I didn' t realize this was a copycat thread. n/t

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buddhamama

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:13 PM
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12. wtf

you liberals are ruining this country. buncha theiving commie pinko wussies.

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anonymousdemocrat

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:14 PM
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15. he cries at movies, too

what a pussy commie freak

:silly:

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buddhamama

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:17 PM
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16. i might have known

(the best kind of man- sensitive)

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anonymousdemocrat

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:18 PM
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17. yes, ma'am

why yes, i AM the luckiest gal alive, thanks for sayin'

:D

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illbill

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Fri Dec-31-04 02:36 PM
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22. G H E...

T T O.

:)

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