What YOU would do if you were George W. Bush's designated driver

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Poll question: What YOU would do if you were George W. Bush's designated driver

[LeftyMom]

1. I'm tempted to say

"give him the keys to a small car with bald tires and then call myself a cab" but I worry that he might hurt someone. So I say "give him the keys to a light but fast motorcycle with bald tires and bad brakes and call myself a cab."

[Sympleesmshn]

2. could we get him to resign?

but fire Chaney first of course.

[blue sky at night]

3. you forgot........

put car in drive, aim for Potomac River, place brick on gas pedal, exit stage left.

[Baja Margie]

4. Exactly, my friend.

[Vanje]

5. Take photos of him drunk and post them on DU

in addition to all of the above,......(except #8 because I have no Johnson)

[Misunderestimator]

6. Thelma and Louise anyone?

[flvegan]

7. Get the perfect recording device

Bug the back seat, and drive little monkeynuts anywhere he wanted. He's bound to yap himself into impeachment at some point. Illegal? Sure. Inadmissable in court? You betcha. Someone would do something positive with it.

After saving the world (Cheney would fall with him, surely), I'd reap the rewards of superherodom!

[In Truth We Trust]

8. LOL funny. Perhaps we get his frat buds dickie, rummy, and sleeza to

join in the fun too. We tell them we're going to Kenny boy's for a party but instead we fly them over to Fallujah and tell them to put the hoods over their heads for a funny little surprise and leave them in a bombed out alley full of "insurgents".

[MercutioATC]

9. 3 words. Driver's. Side. Airbag.

Just sayin'....