Is "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls the sexiest song ever?!

[JanMichael]

Poll question: Is "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls the sexiest song ever?!

Heard it on the radio today driving home from doing the radio show (The Guy James Show) and I gotta say...It's so good that I almost...no...yes...almost...STOP! I was fine but that's one sultry song!

Oops! I forgot the lyrics!

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus


Yeah...That's good stuff. Especially the way they sing it...

[blondeatlast]

1. No?

"Let's stay Together"
"Sexual Healing"
"Just the Two of Us"
"Tell Me Something Good"
"Strawberry Letter 23"
"Once You Get Started"
"Sweet Thing"

Anything by Bill Wither or Al Green . . .

I love R&B, in case you couldn't tell.

[JanMichael]

2. There is no option for "No" so you're wrong.

Sorry, that's just the way it goes some times.

Bwa! Damn...I should seek some help now...

[LTR]

3. "Let's Get It On" n/t

[NashVegas]

29. Yah, What He Said

But in my secret fantasy, I wanted to be Christina Amphlet!

[Wickerman]

4. and the cover to that LP rocked!

[mddemo]

6. best song ever

take it easy by the eagles. A song to live by if i ever heard one.

[JanMichael]

8. It's a classic.

Frankly I used to love "the Eagles" until "Hotel California" became something like a tree in a petrified forest.

"Take it Easy" is one of the few that I still turn up, good choice!

[JanMichael]

7. My oh my...That really does ROCK!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sweeeeet!

[ForrestGump]

14. I must concur

And she's touching her self....

Jerry Falwell's probably got the cover mounted on the inside of his bathroom door. Probably the last thing he's mounted in thirty years.

[supernova]

15. Yuck!

Please don't use the words mounting and Jerry Falwell in the same sentence anymore. :P

[ForrestGump]

18. Oops.....sorry....

[blondeatlast]

22. EEEEEEEUUUUUUUWWWWW!

[ForrestGump]

23. I did something wrong?

Oops.

:P

[blondeatlast]

26. What supernova said. My eyes, MY EYES!

[populistmom]

5. I prefer these

Sinead O'Connor
I Want Your (Hands On Me) -it's repetitive, but emotional

I want your hands on me
What I want, give me
You know I wanna please you
What I wanna do to you
You don't waste no time, do you?
You know I'm looking through you
Why you wanna tease me
I want you to come and please me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
You know that I can thrill you
I want you call me to you
I wanna move, will you? I really wanna feel you
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put your hands on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads
Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads
I want your
Feelings
Gimme, yes
Aaahhhh
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Put'em on, put'em on, put'em on me
Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads
Hands, gimme love
Hands, gimme loads
I want your
Feelings
Gimme, yes

or even this one:

Marvin Gaye
Sexual Healing

Ooh, now let's get down tonight
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual Healing baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
Whenever blue tear drops are falling
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
Honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the things you're dealing
I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing
Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos you do it right
Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
Sexual Healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Sexual Healing, baby, is good for me
Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
And it's good for me and it's good to me
My baby ohhh
Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind soon we'll be making it
Honey, oh we're feeling fine
You're my medicine open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate
I can't wait for you to operate
When I get this feeling, I need Sexual Healing (ad lib)

Or one of my personal, yet more bizarre favorites:

The Cure
All I Want

Tonight I'm feeling like an animal
Tonight I'm howling inside
Tonight I'm feeling like an animal
Tonight I'm going wild

And all I want is to be with you again
And all I want is to hold you like a dog
And all I want is to be with you again
With you again
Just to hold you like a dog

Tonight I'm screaming like an animal
Tonight I'm losing control
Tonight I'm screaming like an animal
Tonight I'm getting so low

And all I want is to be with you again
And all I want is to hold you like a dog
And all I want is to be with you again
With you again
Just to hold you like a dog
That's all I want

[Dogmudgeon]

33. Sinead!

Is that any way for a Catholic priest to talk?

--bkl
Dial-A-Naughty-Priest: 1-800-Et-Cum-Spiri-2-2-0

[Dudley_DUright]

9. JM

I think you really did bang your head on the desk too hard today on the Guy James show. I am with blondeatlast on this question.

[JanMichael]

12. Bwah! Did you hear that?

Because it really was my head. I took the headphones off and took a shot at the republican owned table with my forehead...Not too hard mind you, the 15 year old skull fracture doesn't like getting whacked...

That Edison shit is outfrickenragous, sorry but it's obscene.

You're responsible for it too.

[Dudley_DUright]

16. Hey, we're concussion cousins (which probably explains a lot)

I got mine in a car accident about five years ago. What is your story?

[JanMichael]

20. Painting the parent's house. Leaning over a balcony to do a touch up....

...too many beers and a shitty sense on balance led me to a 16ft high dive into the first level floor. Face first.

On top of that skull fracture (Plus two contusions and severe concussion) I had a concussion while wrestling in HS as well as a freak accident in Poland that gave me concussion number three (Or perhaps "Four"...I don't recall...), needless to say I avoid bar fights now.

Me brain has been shaken up WAY too many times!:silly:

[Nikia]

10. It's one of the songs that I associate with my husband

Everyone that I have ever felt strongly for (in any possible way) has theme music. That is one of his theme songs or rather a song that I think of when I think about him.

[JanMichael]

13. Nice. He's a lucky guy.

I wonder if my new bride has a theme song for me?

It'd be cool if it was "Bomb Track" by RATM...

[ForrestGump]

11. "Slow Hand," by the Pointer Sisters, is rather nice, too, as are

several by Donna Summer ("Love To Love You, Baby" being perhaps the most blatantly obvious).

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. Crash into me or I Want You to Want Me.

Yeah, those two.

[aquaman]

19. NO.....

It is one of the worst songs I have ever heard. Makes me NOT want to have sex.

[eileen_d]

21. I have to admit...

I *hate* that song as a piece of music, but actually reading the lyrics turned me on! Maybe that's "textual healing" ;)

[stanwyck]

24. Yes!

It's sexy and gets effective if performed for your partner
There's also a Chrissie Hynde/Pretenders song that's super-sexy....I can't think of the name!

[Kahuna]

25. No! Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye is the sexiest song ever!

:D

[Scimmio]

27. close, but how about Teddy Pendergrass???

Turn Off The Lights : Teddy Pendergrass...worth a whole 15 minutes of loving...
***********************************************
Turn off the lights and light a candle
Tonight I'm in a romantic mood, yeah

Let's take a shower, shower together, yeah
I'll wash your body and you'll wash mine, yeah
Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah
And I'll do the same thing to you

Just turn off the lights, come to me
Girl, I wanna give you a special treat, you're so sweet
Turn off the lights and let's get cozy
See, you're the only one in the world that I need

I wanna love you, love you all over, yeah
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
Whisper sweet words of love in your ear
Show you I much I missed you, missed you, my dear

Turn 'em off and come to me
Tonight, I'm in a sexy mood, baby
And light a candle
Girl, there's something that I-I wanna do to you, I wanna do, I wanna do to you, baby

Would you mind if I asked you to
Would you rub me down
Would you rub me down in some, in some burnin' hot oils, baby, yeah
I swear I can do the same thing, the same thing to you, baby

Turn 'em off and let's get cozy
I wanna give you a special treat, you've been so sweet
Turn 'em off and come closer
You're the only one in this whole wide world that I'd ever need

Turn 'em off and light a candle
You see, there's somethin' I, somethin' I, somethin' I, somethin' I
Somethin' I wanna do to you, baby

I'm lyin' here waitin', my dear
You can get what you want any time you want it
I'm lyin' here waitin', my dear
Come get what you need, give me what I need

Tell me what you wanna do (There's somethin' I)
Tell me what you wanna do, babe
(There's somethin' I, somethin' I wanna do to you, baby)
Tell me what you wanna do (Yeah)
Tell me what you wanna do, babe (Yes)

Tell me what you wanna do (I've got somethin' in my mind)
Tell me what you wanna do, babe
(Somethin' that I've been wantin' to do all the time, yeah, yes
Tell me what you wanna do (I wanna give you a special treat)
Tell me what you wanna do, babe ('Cause you've been so sweet, yeah, yes)

(Anything that you want, anything that you need, I got it, I got it)
Tell me what you wanna do (I can do it)
Tell me what you wanna do, babe (I'm willin')
Tell me what you wanna do
Tell me what you wanna do, babe (I'm willin' to try)

[blondeatlast]

28. Oh, my, yes!

mmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllltttttttttiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg.

edit: bring it into window size; it was out to THERE.

[jumptheshadow]

30. It's my partner's favorite song

She wants to use it as our wedding march! Really!

Cooler heads will prevail.

[Kat45]

31. I'd say "Closer" by NIN is.

"I want to fuck you like an animal...."
That song is HOT.

Springsteen's "I'm on Fire" is another one. As is "Fire."

[Dogmudgeon]

32. Before Chrissie Amphlett, there was April Stevens

Teach Me Tiger

Performed by April Stevens

Intro:
Hi, Tiger

Verse:
Teach me, Tiger, how to kiss you, woh woh woh woh woh
Show me, Tiger, how to kiss you, woh woh woh woh woh

Chorus:
Take my lips, they belong to you
But teach me first what to do

Teach me Tiger, when I'm close to you, woh woh woh woh woh
Help me Tiger, I don't know what to do, woh woh woh woh woh

I know that you could love me, too
But show me first, show me what to do

This is the first love that I have ever known
What must I do to make you my very own?

Teach me, Tiger, how to tease you, woh woh woh woh woh
Teach me, Tiger, I want to squeeze you, woh woh woh woh woh

All of my love I will give to you,
But teach me, Tiger - or I'll teach you

Coda:
Tiger, Tiger ...

---

No, they just don't write 'em like that any more!

--bkl

[blondeatlast]

34. Sam Cooke "Teach Me Tonight"

How could I forget?

(shiver)

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, man . . .

[ArkDem]

35. I'm sure this song will be studied in universities

worldwide for hundreds of years. True art.

[jus_the_facts]

36. Do Me Baby~Prince...If The Kid Can't Make Ya Cum~Morris Day and The Time..

.......are two of THE most sexiest songs of all time imho! :evilgrin:

[Character Assassin]

37. Nashville Pussy beats all those clowns

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=CASS80309251719&sql=Ahy6ompbg9f8o

[ForrestGump]

38. I Made Linda Lovelace Gag

I hate to brag but....

Actually, it's a song by the-often-thoroughly-disgusting-and-despicable David Allen Coe - an extremely romantic piece of music.