I'm watching TRL on MTV!

[Blue-Jay]

Someone either help me find the remote or shoot me. I feel stupider than I felt 15 minutes ago.

[terrya]

1. Is "that tool" Carson Daly still the host?

Jesus, Jay...if you don't change the channel soon, you'll be losing some real IQ points....

T

[Blue-Jay]

4. ummm. huh huh....

I want to punch Ashley Simpson right in the face.

[terrya]

9. Christ, it's starting already!

Just stand up and go over and manually change the channel...HURRY! I'm scared....

T

[Blue-Jay]

10. No! Not yet!

Britney is on! <does a little dance>

[terrya]

11. Oh, God. At the very least, listen to something else later.

Those earworms are going to be nasty to get rid of....

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. *bang*

.12 ga at close range, you were stricken with disease, better than allowing you to live

[Droopy]

3. I've had cable tv since last August

And not once have I had it on MTV. What in the world posessed you to tune into that station? I'm betting it was the scantily clad women in some of them videos.

[Blue-Jay]

5. Videos? on MTV? Hahahahahahaha!

I was watching a reality show about some fat high school kid who wanted to lose enough weight to ask out some girl. It was kinda sweet, but she rejected him anyway. Such is life.

[Kire]

7. Videos are on MTV2

and the other MTV stations

MTV (Music Television), no longer plays music, except for between 2 and 6 AM.

[prolesunited]

6. Umm...

Honey, have you gotten the champagne and is it chilling in the fridge, ironed your shirt, taken a shower?

I just may shoot you when I get home. :P

BTW, there are buttons on the bottom of the TV that let you change the channel.

[Blue-Jay]

8. haha!

I bought the champagne, cleaned the kitchen, and defiled the upstairs toilet. I'll shower and iron a shirt later. nagnagnagnag....

Love you!

[prolesunited]

12. Love you, too, baby!

We just have to be on time for the train.

:loveya: :* :hug:

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. Move away from the television....

...and find a dictionary. Open the dictionary and start to read. I know that your dear partner owns one or two or more.

You'll feel better. Otherwise, take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Happy New Year to both of you.

[Blue-Jay]

14. Thank Bob and sweet baby Jeebus!

Pimp My Ride is on. How many monitors will they install in this boy's Cutlass Supreme, I wonder?

[terrya]

15. That's one bizarre show

I have a Rolls-Royce Corniche....

PIMP MY RIDE! :-)

[Blue-Jay]

16. I'd rather see

Pimp My Bicycle.

Do they make spinners for a road bike?