how often do you masturbate?

[ButterflyBlood]

Poll question: how often do you masturbate?

essential message board poll }(

[Khephra]

1. Not enough?

:evilgrin:

[populistmom]

9. A-freaking-men!

Interupting children in all forms of sex leaves populistmom a frustrated woman. I need to book a hotel room just to masterbate in my house.

[Lady Freedom]

2. None of your business!!!!

:o
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0--p5eCgT7IC:members.citynet.net/oldbrick/images/lastsummer/summer18.jpg

[scarlet_owl]

3. Whenever I get the time.

Assuming I can find the batteries....

[Capn Sunshine]

4. How often?

What time is it?
:nuke:

[JohnKleeb]

5. Sorry I am just cracking up

Umm it depends and I aint saying nothing.

[ForrestGump]

6. I find it extremely disturbing that

this thread had its origin immediately after one that asked which brand of hot dog DUers prefer. I fear a link.... :o

I mean, not a link like in a sausage link, but a connection. Shewt - you people....

[roughsatori]

12. You are a perverted monster ForrestGump

and that is why I always read your posts. Even though your words
appall my sensitive nature I must read them as I am doing research on the libido of salacious Democrats. And speaking of links and wieners: I'm a vegetarian but have a package of soy-dogs for you. :)

[ForrestGump]

16. Thank you. And my heart goes out to you on your selfless quest.

What an ordeal that research must be!

And, oh yes, I've taken that walk on the wild side - Tofu Pups and the like, though some of those meatless offerings do require a pretty healthy dose of ketchup to ease their passage. :-)

[Occulus]

25. Did you know

your salad electronically screams when you eat it?

Yeah. There's a measurable electrical in plants when you take a cutting. There's even evidence to suggest other plants nearby 'scream' in this way at the same time.

Enjoy your salad. :D

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

7. This typing...

With one hand isn't easy.

DU *is* quite exciting, ya know...;-)

[leftist_rebel1569]

8. NEVER!

I'm a good boy...

I'm also a liar }(

[JohnKleeb]

13. lol

[Leftist78]

10. All I want to know

is what 2 liars voted never? you're lying, lying, lying, lying. there, I feel better now. Sorry I'm so touchy, I haven't masturbated today. :)

[JohnKleeb]

14. since when do my moralist friends come on to DU

:)

[Cloud]

32. Yeah

9 out of 10 people masturbate. 1 out of 10 lie about it. ;)

[Throckmorton]

33. Maybe they are Freeper Spies,

who are still wondering why anyone needs to Masturbate when you have perfectly good sheep out behind the barn.

[LanternWaste]

43. Hmmm...

North Texas Saying:

Ranchers have livestock
Rednecks have relations with livestock

God, I gotta get out of this town...lol

[ButterflyBlood]

11. 3 liars and 3 likely liars

or the 3 "nevers" are lurking fundie freepers.

[eileen_d]

15. Some GUY once told me he NEVER did

He was in his 20s. Is it surprising that he was also extremely uptight?

[JohnKleeb]

18. not at all, maybe he should meet my moralist friends

Yes this near commie has far right friends :)

[Padraig18]

35. I dunno who said it

"95% of men masturbate, and the other 5% lie." :P

[HawkerHurricane]

41. Correction:

95% of all men say they masterbate, the other 5% lie and say they don't.

[dweller]

17. you forgot to include

currently, presently, at this moment, whatever the time zone.

dp

[BlueJazz]

19. Come On Funny Feeling!!

.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

20. Who voted for Never?

No wonder there are so many crotchety people in GD! Some of you really need to have fun a little more often. :eyes:

[populistmom]

21. It's those hidden Freeper invaders! nt

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

22. LOL

:D

[ForrestGump]

23. Even THEY won't go near themselves

[HawkerHurricane]

42. Can you blame them?

I wouldn't want to go near them, why would they want to go near them.

[Loyal]

24. The poll looks normal

16% say never or hardly ever, and I've seen polls that say around 85% of women do it, and 95% of guys do.

At the risk of ruining my future political career, I'm not stating my answer publicly. ;-)

[Fridays Child]

26. Sorry. Masturbation frequency inquiries must be submitted in triplicate.

See admin for the pdf form. :smoke:

[OneBlueSky]

27. d aaaaaaaaaaanm . ............ it''''s harddd to tyyyyppe wiht one h anddd

never!

[jiacinto]

28. What is the location of choice

That's what I'd like to find interesting.

[ForrestGump]

29. Outside the Reagan Presidential Library

That's my favorite spot for it.

[Deja Q]

30. Well, there are other, um, things I'd rather do... but whacking works...

Very odd question of yours, hehehehehe! :D

The question is, what do you do after you're finished masturbating! :evilgrin:

[Leftist78]

31. umm....

clean up. :)

[Padraig18]

36. Well...

... I normally ask Tony to hand me the Kleenex! :P

[xchrom]

34. myself?

or somebody else? or both at the same time?

[DinahMoeHum]

37. "Disco boy, no one understands. But thank the Lord. . ."

"...that you've still got hands,
to help you do the jerkin'
that'll blot out your disco sorrows..."

Frank Zappa - "Disco Boy"
:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[alfredo]

38. I have no hands you insensitive slob!!!

[toddzilla]

39. louis black on the daily show...

"they say there's always lots of sex during a blackout"

"i know i wasn't having any.. my computer wasn't working!!"

[Swede]

40. Must.......choke.......the chicken

[LanternWaste]

44. This topic is makely me feel oddly aroused

This topic is makely me feel oddly aroused. I'll be back in few minutes, I gotta...um, I need to...dammit, I'll be back.

[Padraig18]

45. Kick!

*lick* :P

[Dookus]

46. does...

visiting the giant circle-jerk that is GD count?

If not, I'm only down to once a day.

[Padraig18]

47. GD isn't a circle jerk, it's a...

...clusterf**k, to use my boyfriend's favorite term. :P