I'm leaving my girlfriend.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Oh, wait. She's got all my shit. Never mind.

[nine23]

1. What's she look like?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. The kind of eyes you could lose yourself in, lips like heaven, the softest

skin you'd ever imagine, a face that tells me every day just how much she loves me, tits like a stripper's....

Yeah, she's history.

[Wat_Tyler]

10. Fuck you, Robert Fucking Smith.

I don't care - you cannot 'lick each other with cream' on my watch.

[Wat_Tyler]

2. I'm not leaving my wife.

Because, no matter how bad it gets, she's the only other person in Western Canada who likes the Go Betweens. What else can a guy do?

[dolo amber]

5. As I'm recently spoken for,

I hope you guys work it out...otherwise I'd have to be heartbroken. :cry:


;)

[Wat_Tyler]

14. Nah, we're cool - just a little local difficulty.

Never marry the class above yours - bloody middle class people. :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Your wife IS my girlfriend.

Wear the cuckold's hat proudly, my friend. Wear it proudly.

[jpgray]

3. What the fuck, Hedges?

You shouldn't fuck around like this--I hear she's awfully prickly.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Only her personality.

[nine23]

9. Mmm...Prickly.

[dolo amber]

12. It's the brain penis, y'know

[jpgray]

13. I'm going to start pronouncing that as "prick-ly"

It means almost the same thing.

[MichaelHarris]

7. When my first wife left me I came out OK

I got to keep all my underwear.

[Rowdyboy]

8. Listen to the wisdom of 2get-her

"The hardest part of breaking up-is getting back your stuff......"

http://www.lyricsbox.com/2-gether-lyrics-the-hardest-part-of-breaking-up-s2mtcql.html

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. If I didn't love her, 'twouldn't be a problem.

:cry:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. Finlay! I can get laid!!!!!!!

I mean........go hiking!

[jpgray]

17. Finlay? What the fuck is that, Sindarin?

Go jam your eight-sided die up your ass, hippie.

[Wat_Tyler]

18. You reveal your geek roots, Mr Gray.

[jpgray]

20. Hey man, I can read appendicies same as anyone

And the posthumously published stuff too... and I bought a Tolkien decoder ring. But it was YEARS ago. More than one--by definition! Jeez.

:eyes:

[Wat_Tyler]

22. Ah, The Silmarillion.

The White Pages in Elvish.

[jpgray]

26. I already knew you had some inner geekery

But can you use "geodesic" in a DU post?

[Wat_Tyler]

27. No, but I did attempt to start a Hendrix vs Stockhausen music war.

[jpgray]

28. Dude. He played fucking *electric* guitar!!!

That's electronic composition at its most elevated.


And now I seriously am going to bed.

[Wat_Tyler]

29. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think I'll join you.
And I mean that literally - watch out for my TARDIS.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Its got 20 sides ya puke!!!!

Go flank the mast you moss-patty!

[Wat_Tyler]

21. Don't listen to him - he couldn't get a hit bonus with Anduril, ferchrist!

[jpgray]

23. That's too fucking geodesic

I want something hard and angular and painful to go up there. Like a 1973 Brian Eno.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. Or a 1988 Glenn Danzig???

[jpgray]

25. If you wanna find hell with him, sure

But I'm going to bed. Good night, DU.

:hi:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. Happy New Y!

:thumbsup: