My entry in the "Websites you cannot believe are real, but are" contest

[tuvor]

A couple of years ago, I was typing things into the address window on my browser, and remembered a SNL commercial parody by the same name.

Lo and behold!

www.colonblow.com

Yup, it's real. And funny! Any others out there?

[nine23]

1. I think I'll get one of their tee shirts.

[supernova]

2. Ewww, I just had lunch

:wow: I guess this is the home version of the highly-tauted high colonic spa treatement.

Still, what makes this better than a fleet enema?

[Robb]

3. Do not, repeat DO NOT click on

this link:

http://www.colonblow.com/pooppics.htm

[tuvor]

4. Huh.

Looks like beef jerky.

Well, it DOES!

[roguevalley]

5. www.bettybowers.com

[eyepaddle]

7. LOL nt

[supernova]

15. OMG! Is this for people

who are seriously impacted? Yuck. If things are moving, you shouldn't have this problem.

[GRLMGC]

6. They took down the forums due to high traffic

and this thread will probably be locked anyway due to colonblow.com but here is my entry: www.cookingwithcum.com

[supernova]

17. Ugh. I have to see this...

BRB...

[smbolisnch]

28. Oh now that's original!

nt

[Boy Interrupted]

8. paintings using menstrual blood by Vanessa Tiegs

http://www.vanessatiegs.com/paintings/

[Deja Q]

12. Hey cool! A painting using menstrual blood for only $4000!

Can I have 10? :crazy:

[jpgray]

14. They could literally divide her work into "periods".

:D

[Boy Interrupted]

16. ROFL.. thats a good one

:toast:

[tuvor]

25. Looks like she's from BC. Why am I not surprised?

[Boy Interrupted]

29. is BC known for their menstrual blood?

whats the connection?

[tuvor]

33. Oh, just think of us as California North.

Off the beaten path, that kind of thing.

[Boy Interrupted]

9. Sphincterine

www.mintyass.com

Who uses Sphincterine?
Men, Women, Straight or Gay, everyone who has an ass can benefit from Sphincterine. Sphincterine was developed to clean, stimulate and refresh while giving the user complete confidence in any situation.

What can I expect after using Sphincterine?
First time users are often surprised by the warm sensation they feel when they first try Sphincterine. Some users report an instant and ongoing tingling effect to the areas of application for as long as 30 minutes. Others say that it initially exhibits a warm sensation that quickly dissipates and turns cool. We have even heard from many users that Sphincterine is a real "turn on"! One thing that you can always expect from Sphincterine is to feel completely clean, refreshed and confident.

[cags]

10. ratemypoo.com

People actually post pics of there crap so others can rate it. Theres also ratemyfart.com

[Boy Interrupted]

11. yuck

I'm wondering just how you found that site.

[cags]

24. My daughter was bored one day and was searching wierd words

[Deja Q]

13. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And please do NOT tell us how you found that site!

:puke: ROTFLMAO!

[TreasonousBastard]

18. I believe she might have found it here....

I've seen it before, and at least half of the bizarre sites I've seen came from DU.

It's something we should be proud of. Nothing squeamish here.

Now, everyone, go visit the granddaddy-- www.rotten.com

[JVS]

19. This one

www.truecatholic.org/pope

[Boy Interrupted]

22. wow.. never knew of this

How can you elect a pope when we have John Paul II in the Vatican?
John Paul II is NOT the Pope and never was. Neither were the 3 other imposters, John XXIII, Paul VI or John Paul I. These 4 claimants to the Chair of Peter, never for one instant held the papal office, because each was a non-Catholic. Heresy or schism removes one from the body of the Catholic Church, as does membership in an anti-Catholic organization such as the Freemasons which Roncalli joined in 1935. Each of these 4 imposters propagated some manner of heresy or schism. One cannot be a Catholic if he is in heresy or schism, and one certainly cannot be the leader of the Catholic world if he is not himself a Catholic. For the details, see "The Novus Ordo Has No Pope" and also "Justification for the Papal Election."

http://www.truecatholic.org/pope/faq.htm#jp2

[Fiona]

20. Hrmm...

they say colonblow can relieve sinus pressure. You'd have to be REALLY backed up....

[Boy Interrupted]

21. truly disturbing... www.rice2008.com/

www.rice2008.com/ so its easy to click on. It is the unofficial site dedicated to generating excitment about the possibility of a run for the presidency by Dr. Condoleezza Rice. You can also purchase a Condi bobble head doll there.

[medeak]

26. emailed site

re how long it's been up.. received reply from manager that it's been up for YEARS. Condi has had tremendous goals it appears.

[EstimatedProphet]

23. Depends on what you mean by "real"

This has always been one of my favorites:

http://www.rossetta.com/

It's a parody site though.

This one, however:

http://www.neilslade.com/

Is for "real". It shows you how to develop magical powers through the art of popping your amygdala.
Seriously.

[Red State Rebel]

27. Not to be missed!!!

www.cameltoe.org it's self explanatory.

Most shocking.... http://cameltoe.bolt.com/mens03.html scroll down to the guy in the pirates costume....trust me - you can't miss him.

[Boy Interrupted]

30. on page 3? wow

check if you are brave enough

?

[Boy Interrupted]

31. also check out captain custard on page 4

http://cameltoe.bolt.com/mens04.html

[Red State Rebel]

32. The commentary on these is just as funny as the pictures!

They are wicked!