"Go fuck yourself." - Top 25 dumbest quotes of 2004

[MrScorpio]

Repugs saying stupid shit is a no brainer:

13. "Gammie, we love you dearly, but you're just not very hip. She thinks 'Sex and the City' is something married people do, but never talk about." -Jenna Bush, speaking at the Republican convention

Our side has said some idiotic things as well:

7. "Wolf, be excited. This is Joementum here in New Hampshire." -Sen. Joe Lieberman to Wolf Blitzer, on his momentum leading up to the New Hampshire Primary

http://www.alternet.org/story/20852/

[Patsy Stone]

1. You forgot Poland! -- Winner, hands down. n/t

[Endangered Specie]

2. Where are the fucking ballons!

;) :)

[StClone]

3. Dean's War cry was not dumb

Saturation coverage of a computer enhanced version of an excited man delivering a pep talk was a problem.

Reminds me of the Wellstone's memorial. The Right-wing Media control turned a politician's life against him. They sure have a good time messing with people's minds and are starting to believe their own tripe.

[Guaranteed]

19. Certainly not the second worst.

There's so much ridiculous stuff in those quotes, it's hard to imagine that what he did even compares.

[Left Is Write]

22. I completely agree with you.

It shouldn't even be on the list.

[ET Awful]

4. What happened to "Too many OB/GYNs are unable to practice their

love on women across the country"? :)

[Art_from_Ark]

9. That's Number 6

[ET Awful]

11. Okay, so I zipped through to fast :)

Does that qualify me for the list? :)

[Sanity Claws]

5. Lieberman's on our side?

I know he is supposed to be Democrat but so was Zel.
He just doesn't speak to me or for me as a Democrat.

[miss_kitty]

6. I don't consider Joe Lieberman to be part of "our side"

He's definitely one of Them.

[Dukkha]

7. How about Hannity?

http://www.americanprogress.org/site/pp.asp?c=biJRJ8OVF&b=91585

I guess there was just too many stupid quotes from that moron to choose just one

[Bullwinkle925]

10. I agree with every one of you.

The OB-GYN quote is an all-time favorite of mine. I was wishing that I had TiVo just so I could pause and replay as I couldn't believe what I was hearing (although I know anything could come out of that moron's mouth).
Brace ourselves for another 4 years of embarrassment and war-mongoring from this bunch of thieves.
AARRGGHH

Where is a Lee Harvey Oswald when we need one?

JUST KIDDING BIG BROTHER!!

[blackcat77]

8. #17 -- Zell's on-air rant with Tweety

I watched that live and just about cracked up.

[0007]

12. That top's in my book

[sasquatch]

13. God dammit I hate Terry McCaulliff

:grr:
I pray to Christ that Howard Dean replaces him as DNC chairman.

[roenyc]

14. my favorite

Yeah -- tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. It's -- you're a -- you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're -- viewed as a sovereign entity.

And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between -- sovereign entities.


edit: forgot the last part of the retarded comment

[roenyc]

15. lyne cheney

"he's a baaaaaaaaaad man"

[Amaya]

16. That's good

I couldn't stop laughing for days after that one! :)

[babylonsister]

18. That was also my WTF moment

w/Shrubbie. Indians, sovereignty, what did the moron say?

[roenyc]

20. every time i read it i am embarrassed

for him and our country. he is such an idiot and he doesn't even care. its like "so, screw you, i am still the president".

he knows so little about the world and about life and history it just lets us all know that anyone can be president if their daddy was president.

you know i would not let a kid listen to this man speak.

Bill Cosby is all over African American kids for speaking Ebonics. Our presidents speaks bushbonics!!! for heavens sakes i yell at kids who speak like he does. how can we use him as an example.

Clinton had an accent but he knew how to form a sentence and new how to use an adverb a noun and all those other good things. lol

[babylonsister]

21. After I heard this 'memorable' quote on the tube

I had to look it up on the internets because I was so sure he couldn't possibly sound that dumb. Boy, was I wrong. Bushbonics indeed!:eyes:

[Left Is Write]

23. That's because Clinton is an intelligent, thoughtful, articulate man. (m)

Bush hasn't proved himself to be any of those things.

I remained appalled that he is still the (p)resident.

[MisterP]

17. Nader in a cape!

Chimpy'd probably think he's Superman and clap his hands wildly in excitement, until his helpful hump told him otherwise.

[JohnKleeb]

24. This was a gem

21. "You've done a nice job decorating the White House." -Pop star Jessica Simpson, upon being introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton while touring the White House
Apparently Jessica was missing for the day of government class when you learn the cabinet functions.

[sakabatou]

25. "it's hard work."