I'M SCARED!

[RevolutionaryActs]

I was watching Eurotrip on Cinemax AKA Skinemax... When it ended I left to get a drink of water and came back, paying no attention to what was on the TV, then next thing I know I hear people moaning... I look at the TV and its PORN! :wow:

I switched the channel VERY quickly!

[JohnKleeb]

1. What kind of porn?

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Like I know 'what kind' it was?! Dude......

[JohnKleeb]

9. Dude was it a guy and a lady or two ladies?

The latter is the best because theres no well you know.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. HAHHHAHAHAHA! I think it was a girl and a guy...

I switched before I saw too much, I must protect my virgin eyes!

[JohnKleeb]

13. Well did you see any monsters? then it was a guy and a girl

If you saw two pairs of breastists, you saw two girls, and thats the best kind of porn, well thats my opinion but I think if you polled most, they'd agree.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. LMAO! I'd start a poll.... but the mods would lock it..

:(

[JohnKleeb]

16. I know

maybe you can sneak it in later when they fall asleep :D. I remember getting my latest porn from the store and getting really upset that there was no girl-girl action, god it was disappointing. :) sorry.

[yvr girl]

24. JohnKleeb - I'm telling your mother

shocking behaviour.

[JohnKleeb]

25. hah

[Florida_Geek]

31. No the best porn has JohnKleeb and two

chickens. :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

32. now thats just disgusting

[bobthedrummer]

39. The kids are all right.

You know that very well.

[ikojo]

35. Kleeb, watch Skinemax long enough and you

will get your girl on girl action.

I didn't know Skinemax showed full on porn, interesting. I always saw them as showing the soft core (girl on girl but no visuals of the snake..no can't have that for some reason) but not the more hard core stuff. Maybe the interns were in charge this weekend.

[andjustice4all]

27. Men!

The best porn involves one girl and at least 2 guys.

[JohnKleeb]

29. I disagree, but what ever makes one happy

[Floogeldy]

2. Cinemax only shows soft porn

That's not porn, really. Its fake bad acting. Don't watch it anymore.

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. I switched, and quickly... well as quickly as I could anyway...

I do not need to see that.

[Floogeldy]

7. You were afraid of getting all hot and bothered

I understand.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Uhhhhhhhhmmmmm?

Yeah... that was it.. :eyes:

[Floogeldy]

11. Are you saying that you were offended?

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Offended by the porn? No. I wasn't offended.

I don't offend easily, its just weird, porn is or whatever it is they show on Max. The fake boobs frighten me to tell the truth, they're weird looking....

[madrchsod]

4. that happens sometimes

when my 18yr old daughter and i are watching tv- we go past that channel as fast as we can....

[fujiyama]

5. I heard Eurotrip

is a pretty raunchy movie.

Never did see it. What time was it at?

And they don't call it skinemax for nothing! ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Eurotrip was on at 10 (west coast) Yeah it was ranchy, but no worse then

any teen sex movie from the 80's.

It was really funny. How can you go wrong with two guys fighting each other while doing the robot(with sounds!) so fricking funny! :D

[name not needed]

40. Ow! My robot balls!

"Ah! Here it is, Bratislava. Capitol of Slovakia. Here's an interesting fact: You made out with your sister!"

I love that movie.
:7

[Dukkha]

17. Cinemax is X rated

which means simulated sex only and no naughty parts below the waistline on camera

XXX rating is full blown pr0n

(ahem...at least thats what I've heard)

and don't ask about DVDA. Thats an industry term too.

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. OK you can't tell me not to ask about something and expect me to not ask..

So whats DVDA? Come on you can tell me! :7

[Dukkha]

20. it's a term that means...

Double Vagina Double Ass

I guess it the highest paying position. I learned it from Trey Parker & Matt Stone. They had a band called DVDA.

[roguevalley]

19. Did you know the JUST SAY NO people say you can get

pregnant watching porn? Would they lie to you?

:+

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. ROFLMFAO!

I don't even know where to began.....

[Art_from_Ark]

22. Yeah, and they won't even let you get a "morning after" pill

after you've had a romp with a porn movie
:+

[Art_from_Ark]

23. But what's worse than that

is that watching porn can cause blindness! Just think of that Peeping Tom fellow in the Lady Godiva story. If the Lord had meant for people to see each other naked, he would have made them naked!

:crazy:

[yvr girl]

26. Was it a Canadian channel

We're much more liberal up here. Suffice it to say, that Janet Jackson wouldn't have rated a mention.

[andjustice4all]

28. Can I get that channel in the USA?

:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

30. Try any channel

The Sopranos is on network tv in Canada and nothing is bleeped. You can always tell if a movie is on a Canadian channel or an American channel here. Fuck doesn't get bleeped or changed here. Sex and the City is edited either.

Bravo shows softcore porn at night. (Not exclusively, but it's not a problem.)

[Moloch]

33. There are some sex scenes in Eurotrip...

[Skittles]

34. like......regular Cinemax porn........Porn Without Penis?

??

[RadicalMom]

36. Yeah! And why don't we ever see a winkie anyway. Can't we handle it?

Oh, I guess I didn't mean THAT. And oops, I almost sent this reply accidentally to the thread on Phantom of the Opera. That would have given them pause.

[SarahB]

37. It's not fair.

:(

[SarahB]

38. Don't be scared next time. It's kind of fun to watch. (nt)