You're changing your DU screenname.

[short bus president]

You have 10 seconds to decide, and your 10 seconds started 8 seconds ago. What's yer new name gonna be?

I'm gonna be "Turd Ferguson."

[Sandpiper]

1. Hugh Jass

n/t

[short bus president]

9. Not 'Amanda Hugginkiss?'

:P

[Left Brain]

10. Catchy!

Very tongue-in-cheek, so to speak. I do hope you're referring to * by the way.

[sundog]

54. Hugh Jackoff... Hugh Jacksmen

:shrug:

[sundog]

2. lost_my_train_of_thought

[short bus president]

11. sondawg

Or, you could go for the letter-rearranging thing and be "sodgun."

[sundog]

30. sodgun

I have one of those. It has to do with rolled grass & whatnot.

[short bus president]

36. More to do with the whatnot, right?

I mean, I frequently encounter "rolled grass" in my day-to-day scaverings, but have managed to avoid gunplay.

:P

[sundog]

51. dude....

the gunplay is the best part

it shoots liquid thc for shit's sake

man, you need to get out once it a while... they're all the rage in Argentina

[koneko]

3. Fucktard

Sorry, I just love that word.

[short bus president]

12. Pretty much any of the "*tard" variations is gold.

I'm partial to motard, myself. ;-)

[New Earth]

4. freep finder

it's a natural talent :shrug:

[short bus president]

15. Er...

More of a curse, I'd think, no?

[New Earth]

27. haha no actually it's fun

[NYC Liberal]

5. I would choose:

"Get my Tin Foil"

[short bus president]

17. Very commanding!

;-)

[BlueJazz]

6. "Turd Ferguson" ??? Sounds like a Broken-Down Farm Tractor!

:)

[sundog]

8. Must be one of Sarah's hillbillie cousins

[short bus president]

18. It's the funniest name ever

made up by Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds on an SNL "celebrity jeopardy" skit a few years back.

[MLE]

56. that's where I heard it from!!

I remember that sketch!!! I KNEW that name sounded familiar, but I couldn't remember where it was from!! Shame on me, I'm somewhat of an SNL junkie, I should have remembered that!!!

[name not needed]

7. Captain Jackass

:)

[short bus president]

19. Why hold yerself back?

Rear Admiral Jackass would be so much better!

[DS1]

13. SuperOmega3

[short bus president]

21. What is it with you and the numbers?

Gotta have digits in yer name...

[DS1]

26. I AM PETER GRIFFIN THREE THOUSAND!!!

/got nothing
/reminded of episode where Peter directs Anna and the King, or The King of Siam, whatever it's called

[short bus president]

39. Great episode.

The fart that brings down the house just kills me. I'm a sucker for the flatulent arts.

[DS1]

68. ehn ehn ehn ehn ehn

Don't say I never did nuthin for ya




jackass!

[short bus president]

80. Muchisimas gracias, senor!

And don't say I never did nuthin' fer you, nuther. Especially don't tell anyone about the special rate I gave you.

:P

[JohnKleeb]

65. that was a great one

mine would
be
Enchilda

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

14. WhikedWhich

Dammit, I killed that one already!

[short bus president]

Pshaw! That's

yer moneymaker name!

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

34. Damn straight

Actually, I should go with "Phil" something... lotsa hold em champs named Phil... it's odd. Maybe "Phil Meehup"? Oh, that's baaad. I am a dirty girl.

[short bus president]

40. Phil N. Hyman?

:smoke:

[xultar]

16. Octapussy!

[short bus president]

29. You like a little Bond-age, then?

:P

[xultar]

62. Then I thought wait a min...Pussygalore...yes I'm into Bondage...

what of it :P

[steely]

20. Chuck Roast

coz I'm hungry

or maybe Clark Barr

[short bus president]

31. Skor!

;-)

[Deja Q]

22. HypnoPotamus

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

35. Hypnodynamic.

Or ThermoToad. Those are your two choices!

:P

[trof]

23. Appasionata Von Climax

Kudos to Al Capp.

[short bus president]

42. Buster Nutt's sister?

:P

[Bok_Tukalo]

24. NiceShoes_WannaFuck

<eom>

[short bus president]

43. I don't think they'll let you register a name with "fuck" in it...

But nothing else would work, would it?

[Bok_Tukalo]

55. I only had 10 seconds and 8 were gone

I paniced.

[Longgrain]

25. LongBusNut

:P

[short bus president]

44. Shortgrain McLargepants?

:P

[Longgrain]

49. LOL!

:P

[Left Is Write]

28. Kayla.

[short bus president]

46. Oh, no...

can you imagine what would happen to you in the Lounge if you had a screenname that contained all the letters in the word "yak?"

[Left Is Write]

60. Well, here's the explanation for that answer -

You said I only had 8 seconds left to think of something. My creative mind simply does not work that fast, so I went to my default.

Eleven years ago, when I first signed up for Players Plus with NTN, I had to register a name. The game was about to start, and my friends said to just hurry up and pick a name! The first name that popped into my head was that of my daughter - Kayla. It stuck. Years later, I thought about changing my trivia name, but I already had a reputation as Kayla, so I've stuck with it.

Anyway...that makes "Kayla" my default for "You only have a few seconds! PICK SOMETHING!" :D

[CJCRANE]

32. Zippy Mohasky

.

[AwakeAtLast]

33. Smells_like_the_GOP n/t

[Acryliccalico]

37. Too many threads so little time

Not really changing but I always feel like I want to check out everything. :freak:

[Dzimbowicz]

38. Ali Tabooger

Why? Because I did once on a bet and won $50.

On Edit: In case you were wondering... yes, it was someone else's.

[mycatforpresident]

48. That's. Just. Wrong. n/t

[Dzimbowicz]

57. Well, I was a crazy eighteen year old at the time...

and it was back in the 1970s before we knew anything about the STDs there are today. Besides, back then $50 went a long way.

[mycatforpresident]

61. I've never heard of a nasal STD!

What kind of sexual deviant catches a disease from a nostril???

BTW, I grew up in the 70's, but I chose to run a lemonade stand for my spending money. :9

MCFP

[Dzimbowicz]

72. Here are a few more details

so that you won't think so poorly of me.

I needed college money, so I joined the Marines. It was April 1974 and I was to graduate the following May. The war in Vietnam was over and I figured it was rather "safe" to join the Marines. Not only would I receive the GI Bill, there was also a cash bonus ($2500) if one joined the combat arms (infantry, armor or field artillery). Since I wanted to go to college I accepted this deal.

No one ever told me how much time Marines spend at sea in one of these assignments. I served for six years and over the course of this time I was on five ships (total: 483 days at sea). While at sea, Marines can become a bit stir-crazy because there is not much for them to do except daily routine assignments (more like chores). We would spend extended amounts of time at sea (three to six month assignments) and nothing on board ship ever changes: the scenery is always the same....

The "old salts" played a game called "gross out" which was intended to intimidate the newbies, of which I was one during this particular incident. The players all ante five dollars and the last one in the game wins; one may quit freely at any time. I was dared into the game and... I won.


Concerning the comment about the STDs... Most of the people to whom I have told this story ask me if the thought of STDs ever crossed my mind as I did this. That's all.

[mycatforpresident]

78. Don't worry...if I held anything against booger eaters

I wouldn't be speaking to my kids today (or probably half my friends, for that matter). Guess you have to come up with games to stave off the boredom, eh? I'm wondering if that was the grossest it ever got, though. I can think of things that would be ten thousand B***'s worse.

I suppose as a "newb" you earned some well-deserved respect that day.

About the STD's...since the S stands for Sexually, it didn't seem right not to joke about it.

:evilgrin:

[Dzimbowicz]

94. No, that was not the grossest it ever became!

I will save our readers the details.

If your cat is a good Democrat, I'll vote for it in 2008. :dem:

[TNDemo]

41. Fancypantselitist.

I think someone probably has that name already. I remember somebody's avatar that had a girl's butt with pink panties that said Fancy Pants Elitist and though it was funny.

[BamaGirl]

84. Oh that's just perfect!

Especially for a Southerner lol! I can't tell you how many times I've heard the sentiment from some jerk with no brain lol!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

45. RabrrrrLuvsTommyKinkade

:D

[FuzzySlippers]

69. Ooooooh.........Excellent!

:D

[WoodrowFan]

47. WTF

Then I'd have my own private smiley!! :wtf:

[Misunderestimator]

50. GodHatesPhelps

[short bus president]

52. It's funny 'cuz it's true.

;-)

[Cadence]

53. Fuckwit n/t

[AngryAmish]

58. Revok

[Schema Thing]

59. Just call me "Gaaaah!_I_can't_Decide"

Thanks for the inspiration, I kinda like it.

[catbert836]

63. Call me "Indesicive"

No way I could do that.

[Guaranteed]

64. Uhhhh....short bus president?

Shit....not enough time. :)

[FuzzySlippers]

66. FuzzyNaughtyBits.

:evilgrin:

[short bus president]

67. FuzzyNaughtyBytes?

Giga-giggity!

[Mist]

70. "Calypso" or "Float"

[Rowdyboy]

71. Rock Hard

[Amaya]

73. Pick one for me?

[Rhiannon12866]

89. I really like yours. It's lovely.

Why change it?:shrug:

[buddhamama]

74. "Happy Ass"

:-)

[Catchawave]

75. Catchatsunami.....

...sorry, that's not in the best taste, but crossed my mind once or twice :silly:

[FarLeftRage]

76. I'd be...

"Whatabilderburger" :P

[EstimatedProphet]

77. Freep_the_Whirlwind

Let those f*ckers get what's coming to them.

[chaska]

79. Wally Wingnut

[jellybelly]

81. Feelerdiks

:shrug:

[smbolisnch]

82. DamnedLiberal

I hear that alot in my red state, city and neighborhood. :) Why not?

[gmoney]

83. Joe Kickass or Max Power

Thank you, Bart and Homer Simpson

[Bat Boy]

85. Nobody picked Heywood Jablome?

C'mon...Heywood Jablome? Get it? It sounds like...

Ah, forget it...

[fortyfeetunder]

86. Seymour Evil

that's all I do in front of the TV set...

[Wapsie B]

87. DevilworshippingDem

[Hatalles]

88. Garabaldi

First thing that came to mind in five seconds... dunno why.

[SKKY]

90. Run26.2...

...That's what I hope to do in October. 26.2 miles that is.

[Iris]

91. Bumpercars

[ogradda]

92. i guess mine would be "aacckk"

'cause that's all i could think of in 2 seconds.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

93. Falwell'sCheapTrick

:evilgrin: