I think people masturbate about Dean and Clark while posting in GD

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

How else to explain all the heavy breathing on those threads. :shrug:

Reading GD is like that Springsteen song about 500 channels and nothing on! :eyes:

[goobergunch]

1. Wouldn't suprise me... (n/t)

[Cocoa]

2. Dean/Clark fan fiction is very big!

Which DUer was it that confessed to being into fan fiction, was it Catpower2000?

*apologies to Catpower2000 if I remembered this wrong. :-)

[patdem]

3. One way to find out....Ask

who here loves Dean...raise your hand.

who here loves Clark..raise your hand.

If they all stop typing...you know what they have been doing with their 'other' hand, as one cute poster asked earlier! :hi:

[MercutioATC]

4. Actually, it's "57 Channels and Nothing On"...funny how we get so used

to technology. At the time, 57 channels seemed like so many.

[expatriot]

5. I agree in principle, but I think titling threads this way adds...

...to the gibber jabber that is quite frankly pissing me off.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. Sorry....

Ordinarly I might be participating in a discussion in GD...I just couldn't find one.

[PopSixSquish]

10. Please Try This One - NSMA

http://democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=424896

I'm trying to get folks to discuss my candidates 'cause I feel so left out.

[Fridays Child]

18. Here's one you can sink your teeth into...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=423122#top

[ForrestGump]

9. I disagree, on general principle

And that's all I have to say about that.

Though some of us are pulling for Mary Carey...

[SOteric]

13. Pulling what?

Right. I'll just get me coat, then...

[ForrestGump]

20. Um....pulling....um....

long hours at work?

No?
:o

[Fridays Child]

17. Actually, it's an effective psychotherapeutic technique to...

...ascribe absurd behavior to those whose actual behavior is in need of modification. By making such an outlandish suggestion, NSMA has highlighted the utterly ridiculous nature of these threads.

WTG, NSMA! :thumbsup:

[Fenris]

6. oh..oh..oh..oh..DEEEAAAANNNNN!

Yeah, I know what you mean. I hardly go into there anymore. I'm restricting myself to the lounge.

[Iverson]

8. Thank you so much for that pleasant image.

:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

Bleah.

[chookie]

11. ahhh, ahhh, ahhhh AHHHHHHHHH! Oh God! Oh God!

I was getting a little sore so I "came" into the Lounge.

Just kidding. Ha ha. Personally, I support ALL the candidates.

Here's a cartoon I think you all will enjoy.

[ForrestGump]

12. Love the cartoon - it's a succinct summary of the GD forum, except

that the characters aren't reaching across the panels to pummel each other.

[SOteric]

14. And, of course, that assuming NSMA is correct in her speculation,

the photo op for the primary debates won't be on an aircraft carrier.

They'll be on...the hood of her car.

[ForrestGump]

21. Cool! THAT'll separate the men from the boys

So to speak.

[Name removed]

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[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Now I'm curious!!!

Somebody PM me and tell me what this post said!!! I GOTTA KNOW!!!

[JohnKleeb]

19. sick woman lol just playing with you NSMA

Wacking off is ok :)
lol

[kodi]

22. not true, i wait til afterwards

.

[Seneca]

23. I am reminded of a zen riddle

What is the sound of one hand typing?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

24. I think that's what's happening

Pretty soon there will have to be a "Dean/Clark" dungeon just like the gun dungeon and I/P dungeon.