Submit your "Truth in Advertising" ad campaign/slogan here....

[kmla]

Create an ad campaign for a company or product that cuts through all of the bullshit, and says what people really know and understand.

For instance:

"Hummer. Big vehicles for people with small penises."

or

"Halliburton. We got ours. So go fuck yourself."

Fire away!

[sniffa]

1. taco beLL

your coLon wiLL thank you

[Lavender Brown]

15. Taco Bell

Run for the border... then run for the bathroom.

[Momgonepostal]

2. Wal Mart

"To Keep our Prices Low, We Never Pay a Living Wage. Ever."

[sniffa]

3. weLcome to connecticut

a subsidiary of the mcdonaLds corporation

[BurtWorm]

4. Home Depot.

Cheap shit for your house means lots of dough for Republican candidates.

[Momgonepostal]

5. McDonalds

"Over One Billion Arteries Clogged"

or "Our Food Sucks, but Kids Like To Come Here Anyway."

[flvegan]

6. Wal Mart: Your place for cheap plastic crap.

[Momgonepostal]

7. Hooters

"It's all about the Boobs"

[flvegan]

8. Hummer: Because you think you'll get one after you buy one.

[Bertha Venation]

9. Clogging America's Arteries, One Idiot At A Time.

KFC (or fill in the fast food franchise).

[sniffa]

10. NHL

see, you didn't even notice, did you?

[BurtWorm]

11. New York State Lottery: Fuhgeddabouddit.

You're never gonna win.

[Momgonepostal]

13. LOL...that one is very good!

:toast:

[Lavender Brown]

16. I won once!

It's true. :)

[BurtWorm]

20. New York State Lottery: At most you'll win a free ticket, if you're lucky.

"A few people have won more than that. But we can't pay them unless suckers like you fork it over every week."

[Momgonepostal]

12. The Republican Party

"Because all those rich, white people can't be wrong"

[catmandu57]

14. Coors

It'll make you blow chunks.

fight with your friends

and no matter how much you drink, that pretty girl still won't have sex with you.

[Heddi]

17. Walmart - When quality just doesn't matter .....

McDonalds.....when "taste" is too much to ask for

[dolo amber]

18. "Hummers: Republicans love them

until the President gets one."

:evilgrin:

[kmla]

21. Bwahahahaha!

Good one!

[Heddi]

19. Ford - We could try harder, but why?

Kia - when a quality car is just too much to ask for

[cags]

22. Blistex, chaps your lips more, so you have to keep buying it.