Startling revelations about the other candidates!!!!

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SHOCKING!

Carol Mosely Braun has been exposed as a cross-dressing white male!

Smoking Gun.com has posted a picture of Dennis Kucinich ordering a bacon double cheeseburger 2AM at the drive-through window of Arby's from a SUV!

George W. Bush voted for Walter Mondale in 1984!

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1. Dean got his doctorate from an online paper mill!

and Kerry is not French!!!!!

oh, the pain.

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6. He's not only NOT French, but...

...was actually born in Texas, and just pretends to speak like a patrician New Englander. He likes nothing more than line dancing and eating barbequed bull balls.

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2. Since when........

Did Arby's start serving cheeseburgers? :evilgrin:

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3. Bob Graham secretly HATES grapefruit!

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5. That seals it I'm not voting for Graham unless

I go on another diet!

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4. This is so awful

Reverend Al Sharpton presided over the marriage of Dick and Lynn Cheney!

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7. John Edwards wears dentures!

They're not even his real teeth.

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11. Not only that....

...but he has never masturbated.

Ever.

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8. More dirt on Dennis Kucinich!

He once had a cup of coffee, and failed to ask whether it was shade-grown and fairly traded.

That he would partake in The Demon Bean is painful enough, but not to care about it's not being shade-grown and fairly traded -- well, to HELL with him!

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9. Kucinich has trouble spelling his own name!!!!

and Clark eats 20 Clark bars each day, but has BULEMIA!!!!!!

I heard it somewhere, so it must be true!

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10. Shocking Kerry revelation!

He once ate QUICHE, thereby PROVING that he is, in fact, a Francophile and unfit to hold ANY office in this great 'muricun Republic!

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12. Despite his wife's vast fortune...

...he insists on buying and wearing cheap underwear.

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13. That does it!

I'm calling Homeland security, even as I type! he's an obvious "Manchurian candidate" planted by the late and unlamented USSR...

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14. Kerry brags about his service in Viet Nam

...but doesn't like to mention that he fought on the side of the Viet Cong. Wait till THAT gets out.