I'm "A Talabin"! Ask me anything, infidel dogs!

[CanuckAmok]

Yup, got a piece of hatemail in my 4x4 hotmail account, for having a few progressive links on my homepage (Vets for Peace, takebackthemedia.com, etc...)

[Padraig18]

1. ummm

Does the Koran specify that the 72 virgins NECCESSARILY be female? Inquiring potential jihadists would like to know... :P

[CanuckAmok]

4. Did it say 72?! Talk about underselling...

You actually get 138 virgins, broken down as follows:

57 attractive heterosexual brunette women aged 18 to 34, six of whom identify themselves as "bi-curious"

38 attractive heterosexual blonde women aged 18 to 34, nine of whom identify themselves as "willing to try anything once"

4 attractive heterosexual redheaded women aged 18 to 45, who are attracted to blonde women, brunette women, and impressionable men.

19 attractive women over 34, who, while still technically virgins, identify themselves as "being able to teach you a thing or two".

10 lesbians (but "hot" lesbians, not "Kumbiya" lesbians).

5 Kumbiya lesbians.

5 "assorted" women, as determined by supply.

[Padraig18]

5. ummmm

Never mind... :P

[Droopy]

2. What is your

name, address, location. We'd like to have a word with you.- Department of Homeland Security.

[Padraig18]

3. ummmm

Crawford, Texas.